I don't have an excuse. Homestuck AU!Rapunzel.

[artisticconvalescent]

Are you sure you're not gett*ng carr*ed away, Mun?

You st*ll have a lot of work to do with me, and you haven't found anyone else for my "AU" yet. Maybe you should just calm down and focus on the show you're go*ng to see today! That sounds exc*t*ng! S*ng*ng and danc*ng and beaut*ful costumes!

*f you're so set on focus*ng on me, though, maybe you should come up with a better "qu*rk"...

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lol, no worries!

[artisticconvalescent]

That's true! *t makes a lot of sense when you put *t l*ke that. A hol*day, *ndeed!

Read*ng *s great! My mun *s cur*ous about wh*ch author yours *s read*ng...

[chronologicalarchivist]

Well now, don't sound so surprised! I'm not a Heartless Fussbudget, it is simply my duty to keep everything running like a Well-Oiled Machine, which I cannot do if everyone keeps taking Unauthorized Breaks.

She says that she has to read Ulysses by Joyce, and also Waverly by Scott, and while she can stand Scott Joyce makes her want to... "pop a cap in this #@$%! book."

[artisticconvalescent]

Oh, * d*dn't mean to *mply that! You're The Overseer. Of course you have to keep th*ngs go*ng smoothly.

Oh, * see. Wow, she feel strongly about that, huh? My mun w*shes her luck.

[chronologicalarchivist]

Thank you, my dear, Finally someone who affords my designation the Proper Respect! It's about Time, I must say.

...Quite. I had to take the Liberty of Censoring her Crude Language, which she suffice to say didn't spare me from. She says to thank your mun.

[charmingglow]

You know, I 'ave to share a ''eadspace' with ze girl; I don't need you influencing her.

And she is over 8 solar sweeps old, she does not need you to censor ze language of ze mun for 'er!

[chronologicalarchivist]

You could do with some Influencing, Dertiam. God only knows all my attempts have fallen on deaf ears. You're just So Pitiful.

Did you ever consider that I was censoring more because Crude Language is No Way to speak to a lady, than because I was treating her like a child?

[charmingglow]

I 'ardly need to be changed, mon ami. And I think you will find zat most who know us would side with ME in zis case.

Ah. Zat is fair. Although I must admit I am surprise you know 'ow to treat a lady at all!

[chronologicalarchivist]

That would be because most who know us are Girls, and you seem to have some sort of Foolproof Seduction Methods that have them eating out of the palm of your hand.

I do have Some Courtly Morals, thank you! Unlike certain Casanovas who will chase any piece of tail silly enough to give him the Time of day!

I didn't make him yet but I have my own disney AU in mind like this xD dear I thought I was alone.

[8reaks_8balls]

Sounds to me like someone is jealous.

:) Neat!

[charmingglow]

'e is.