I don't have an excuse. Homestuck AU!Rapunzel.

[artisticconvalescent]

Are you sure you're not gett*ng carr*ed away, Mun?

You st*ll have a lot of work to do with me, and you haven't found anyone else for my "AU" yet. Maybe you should just calm down and focus on the show you're go*ng to see today! That sounds exc*t*ng! S*ng*ng and danc*ng and beaut*ful costumes!

*f you're so set on focus*ng on me, though, maybe you should come up with a better "qu*rk"...

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PRETEND HE IS A TROLL

[mygiantbluehead]

Weϟϟ I, for one, am not compϟaining about them finaϟϟy getting off their backϟideϟ and doing ϟomething with us. They had to admit our ϟuperiority over ϟeϟϟer 'muϟeϟ' ϟooner or ϟater.

ALWAYS, BB. NOW WITH THE RIGHT ICON!

[artisticconvalescent]

*t *S pretty exc*t*ng to be out and about, *sn't *t? :D

:D!

[mygiantbluehead]

Yeϟ, eϟpeciaϟϟy ϟince thoϟe other muϟeϟ in her ϟo-caϟϟed 'headϟpace' don't ϟhow me the proper reϟpect accorded to me by my bϟood ϟtatus

X3

[artisticconvalescent]

They don't? How rude! * wonder why not...

[mygiantbluehead]

They appear to doubt that ϟuperiority can be conveyed by bϟood coϟour. Worϟe, they don't even ϟeem to be aware of the haemoϟpectrum!

ϟavageϟ, aϟϟ of them.

[artisticconvalescent]

Oh, well, *f they don't know, *t's not really the*r fault.

Maybe you can learn about how THEY f*gure out soc*al class! *t m*ght be *nterest*ng!

[mygiantbluehead]

But there doeϟn't ϟeem to be any rhyme or reaϟon to it! Beϟideϟ, why ϟhouϟd I ϟhow any intereϟt in THEIR ϟociaϟ vaϟueϟ when they turn their noϟeϟ up at ourϟ?

[artisticconvalescent]

But maybe the Hemospectrum seems to lack rhyme or reason to them!

Although you have a po*nt there. They should be w*ll*ng to learn, too.

[mygiantbluehead]

Then they are ϟtupid and I refuϟe to waϟte my time educating them.

But enough of uϟeϟeϟϟ aϟienϟ... How are you, Thiϟbe? ϟtiϟϟ feeϟing weϟϟ?

[artisticconvalescent]

*f you say so, Myros.

* am, thank you! Have you been worr*ed about me? ;)

[tyrannytactician]

I do ϟay ϟo and I am aϟwayϟ right!

Ah, ϟectacooϟer! And. Weϟϟ. I may have had paϟϟing thoughtϟ aϟ to the weϟfare of one of the few inteϟϟigent peopϟe around here.

[artisticconvalescent]

XD Okay, okay!

Do you know what * th*nk, Myros? * th*nk you care about me!

[chronologicalarchivist]

I, for one, strongly believe that such a diversion is a refreshing change of pace, really. It's also quite the creative exercise, and I would honestly be hard pressed to find anything amiss with it.

Were it not for the fact that my mun is Supposed to be Doing Her Schoolwork!

[artisticconvalescent]

Well, * guess *f YOU don't see a problem w*th *t, *t must not be bad!

Muns don't l*ke do*ng schoolwork, do they? Does she at least have someth*ng fun, l*ke creat*ve wr*t*ng or art?

lol I just have the one icon rn.

[chronologicalarchivist]

Everyone is in need of a diversion from Time to Time, my dear, and so long as they handle themselves with responsibility and aplomb I take no issue with the occiasional... Holiday.

I think her reading homework is Quite Fun, but she seems to disagree with me on the fundamental level that she cannot stand the author she has to read.

lol, no worries!

[artisticconvalescent]

That's true! *t makes a lot of sense when you put *t l*ke that. A hol*day, *ndeed!

Read*ng *s great! My mun *s cur*ous about wh*ch author yours *s read*ng...

[chronologicalarchivist]

Well now, don't sound so surprised! I'm not a Heartless Fussbudget, it is simply my duty to keep everything running like a Well-Oiled Machine, which I cannot do if everyone keeps taking Unauthorized Breaks.

She says that she has to read Ulysses by Joyce, and also Waverly by Scott, and while she can stand Scott Joyce makes her want to... "pop a cap in this #@$%! book."

[artisticconvalescent]

Oh, * d*dn't mean to *mply that! You're The Overseer. Of course you have to keep th*ngs go*ng smoothly.

Oh, * see. Wow, she feel strongly about that, huh? My mun w*shes her luck.

[chronologicalarchivist]

Thank you, my dear, Finally someone who affords my designation the Proper Respect! It's about Time, I must say.

...Quite. I had to take the Liberty of Censoring her Crude Language, which she suffice to say didn't spare me from. She says to thank your mun.

[charmingglow]

You know, I 'ave to share a ''eadspace' with ze girl; I don't need you influencing her.

And she is over 8 solar sweeps old, she does not need you to censor ze language of ze mun for 'er!

[chronologicalarchivist]

You could do with some Influencing, Dertiam. God only knows all my attempts have fallen on deaf ears. You're just So Pitiful.

Did you ever consider that I was censoring more because Crude Language is No Way to speak to a lady, than because I was treating her like a child?

[charmingglow]

I 'ardly need to be changed, mon ami. And I think you will find zat most who know us would side with ME in zis case.

Ah. Zat is fair. Although I must admit I am surprise you know 'ow to treat a lady at all!

[chronologicalarchivist]

That would be because most who know us are Girls, and you seem to have some sort of Foolproof Seduction Methods that have them eating out of the palm of your hand.

I do have Some Courtly Morals, thank you! Unlike certain Casanovas who will chase any piece of tail silly enough to give him the Time of day!

[unexpected_death]

And here I thought all trolls were doom and gloom.

[artisticconvalescent]

* was s*ck for a long time.

*'m done be*ng gloomy.