Looking for a game for Ooh Mr.Darcy Ooh

[prejudices]

Mundane,
I've remained silent throughout your intimate review of my 'canon' due to a lack of faith in both your ability to convey my thoughts with the eloquence of my vocabulary and the nature of your intentions with me. I had thought it was mutually agreed upon that you would not be able to handle such a grave task and the notion was put aside for some time.
Yet, it would appear you've still a mind to place my person into a game of sorts for your own amusement. The reasons given do little to satisfy my curiosity or to ease the nerves you have given me. It is a both a whim and a great insult to myself and I urge you to cease all attempts before you make fools of us both.

I will make my feelings on the matter clear to you. You will NOT put forth an application of my person for the sake of making a mockery of my inexperience with modern technology and views and I do not appreciate the humor you find in the notorious persona that has been built around my name. I do not wish to be swooned upon and I do not wish to indulge in pleasantries with those I am not already well acquainted with. Particularly not those of an indecent nature, the very thought of it offends me. We both know perfectly well what is implied by that.

I hope that this message is not in vain and that you will heed my warnings in a most urgent manner.

Fitzwilliam Darcy

Comments

...I'm sorry but I love Mr. Darcy.... and he needs to be harassed.

[myownhand]

You sound like you're a lot of work.

Have y'ever consider just condensin ' whatever y'want t'say in t'shorter sentences?

[LOVE THAT SCOTTISH ACCENT DARCY. LOVE IT.]

Never be sorry, I love Merida!

[prejudices]

There is a particular amount of attention that must be paid to my character, yes.

My manner of speech is generally kept brief in the company of those whom I am not accustomed to, however the urgency of the situation required a well worded warning so that my Mundane may fully understand what it is she intends to do.

[What do you mean, he is brief. He could have managed to write nearly double the length of his letter had he not felt limited by his Mundane.]

thank god ♥

[myownhand]

It won't help matters if she just falls asleep in th'middle of whatever you were sayin'.

[SHRUG.]

Maybe y'should get some sort of translator.

i on the other hand am not even sorry

[annoys]

[That refinement! That fashion sense!

THAT UPPER CLASS SNOBBERY!!]

Oh, sir! [She is trying not to swoon but WOW WHAT A BABE HE'S PERFECT.] I'm certain she'll listen--after all, you're very convincing in your arguments!

that's the spirit!

[prejudices]

[Ah, yes. Finally someone respectful. That polite manner of speech that...he doesn't know what. He's a little out of his depth right now.]

You are very kind, madam, but I believe my gesture is only the source of more amusement.

[annoys]

[Madam! He's too cute for her to be upset at him, but he'll correct her anyway.]

Miss will be fine. Miss Serra. [She gives a little curtsey.] And please don't fret about that, they can be persuaded from time to time, even if they don't seem to listen most of the time. I've succeeded in corralling my own mundane when she grows unruly, after all!

[undeadsidekick]

So "ooh Mister Darcy ooh" would probably not be appreciated here, is what you're saying.

Fine. I just want you to know I'm a big fan.

[prejudices]

Not in the slightest.

That sounds as if it is an unfortunate occupation. Unless it is a term I am blissfully unfamiliar with.

[undeadsidekick]

It means that I like your style.

[Ugh, so fabulous.]

Say uhh. Eliz-- Miss Bennet isn't around, too, is she?

[sweetvalleygirl]

I like your outfit. It's so retro.

[prejudices]

I am afraid I cannot properly accept such a compliment until I am able to comprehend what the word 'retro' refers to.

[lizziebennetinmybathtub]

Well, it's good to see that your harsh judgment of character applies to the mundanes, too.

Though in this case they might actually deserve it.

[prejudices]

Why do you speak as if you are familiar with my motives?

They most certainly do.

Oohhhh

[labcoatgirl]

Wow.

That's a....really well worded letter. [What she's really saying is why can't all guys write like that??]

[prejudices]

You are mistaken, it is a particularly dull letter compared to many others I've written in my time.

[misplacedhome]

Oh, wow.

[This is exciting.]

You don't have a zombie problem, do you?

[prejudices]

Not presently. Given that I've never heard of such a thing, I suppose I should think myself lucky.

[aggressiveapathy]

Did the dictionary just explode on you or something.

[prejudices]

No, it did not. Do not be ridiculous.

[plushaeusrumpified]

i didnt hear a word you just said.
but i just wanted to let you know that youre one sexy motherfucker.

[prejudices]

Do you often think before you speak? You should well know that some things are far better left unsaid.

I have no regrets replying with this account.

[atadbiased]

It'll be in vain. No matter how hard you protest, they won't listen.

I am unashamedly happy to see a lizzie of any form

[prejudices]

As unwilling as I am to admit defeat, I will concede that this letter only seems to have increased her motivation to have me suffer.

Oh my god, a Darcy.

[opinionates]

I dare say attempting to browbeat the one who writes for you might not be the best course of action. Have you asked her with a winsome disposition or are you assuming that your words will be understood exactly as you meant them?

Oh my god, a Lizzie.

[prejudices]

[He had been hoping wondering when she would arrive. How frustrating, she'll only frazzle him further and it's the last thing he needs.]

Do you speak from experience, Miss Bennet?