Looking for a game for Ooh Mr.Darcy Ooh

[prejudices]

Mundane,
I've remained silent throughout your intimate review of my 'canon' due to a lack of faith in both your ability to convey my thoughts with the eloquence of my vocabulary and the nature of your intentions with me. I had thought it was mutually agreed upon that you would not be able to handle such a grave task and the notion was put aside for some time.
Yet, it would appear you've still a mind to place my person into a game of sorts for your own amusement. The reasons given do little to satisfy my curiosity or to ease the nerves you have given me. It is a both a whim and a great insult to myself and I urge you to cease all attempts before you make fools of us both.

I will make my feelings on the matter clear to you. You will NOT put forth an application of my person for the sake of making a mockery of my inexperience with modern technology and views and I do not appreciate the humor you find in the notorious persona that has been built around my name. I do not wish to be swooned upon and I do not wish to indulge in pleasantries with those I am not already well acquainted with. Particularly not those of an indecent nature, the very thought of it offends me. We both know perfectly well what is implied by that.

I hope that this message is not in vain and that you will heed my warnings in a most urgent manner.

Fitzwilliam Darcy

Comments

...I'm sorry but I love Mr. Darcy.... and he needs to be harassed.

[myownhand]

You sound like you're a lot of work.

Have y'ever consider just condensin ' whatever y'want t'say in t'shorter sentences?

[LOVE THAT SCOTTISH ACCENT DARCY. LOVE IT.]

Never be sorry, I love Merida!

[prejudices]

There is a particular amount of attention that must be paid to my character, yes.

My manner of speech is generally kept brief in the company of those whom I am not accustomed to, however the urgency of the situation required a well worded warning so that my Mundane may fully understand what it is she intends to do.

[What do you mean, he is brief. He could have managed to write nearly double the length of his letter had he not felt limited by his Mundane.]

i on the other hand am not even sorry

[annoys]

[That refinement! That fashion sense!

THAT UPPER CLASS SNOBBERY!!]

Oh, sir! [She is trying not to swoon but WOW WHAT A BABE HE'S PERFECT.] I'm certain she'll listen--after all, you're very convincing in your arguments!

thank god ♥

[myownhand]

It won't help matters if she just falls asleep in th'middle of whatever you were sayin'.

[SHRUG.]

Maybe y'should get some sort of translator.

♥_♥

[prejudices]

You are very open with your words, young lady. Do you not think it disrespectful to speak in such a manner?

that's the spirit!

[prejudices]

[Ah, yes. Finally someone respectful. That polite manner of speech that...he doesn't know what. He's a little out of his depth right now.]

You are very kind, madam, but I believe my gesture is only the source of more amusement.

[myownhand]

[Ooooh Mr. Hoity Toity over here is getting uppity. Well she'll just fluff her own feathers as well.]

Not when you're th'princess. I can do and say whatever I want.

[AHAHAH EXCEPT WHEN SHE CAN'T WHICH IS ALWAYS BUT YOU KNOW.]

[undeadsidekick]

So "ooh Mister Darcy ooh" would probably not be appreciated here, is what you're saying.

Fine. I just want you to know I'm a big fan.

[annoys]

[Madam! He's too cute for her to be upset at him, but he'll correct her anyway.]

Miss will be fine. Miss Serra. [She gives a little curtsey.] And please don't fret about that, they can be persuaded from time to time, even if they don't seem to listen most of the time. I've succeeded in corralling my own mundane when she grows unruly, after all!

[prejudices]

Not in the slightest.

That sounds as if it is an unfortunate occupation. Unless it is a term I am blissfully unfamiliar with.

[prejudices]

Your manners are lacking for a woman of noble birth.

[Colour him unconvinced.]

[undeadsidekick]

It means that I like your style.

[Ugh, so fabulous.]

Say uhh. Eliz-- Miss Bennet isn't around, too, is she?

[prejudices]

My apologies. [He bows his head, but not much.]

I take it you are more experienced in such endeavours than myself, so I shall trust your word on the matter. I shall continue to make my feelings apparent until I am able to be convincing.

[myownhand]

And your manners are excessive for someone with such a poor demeanor.

[Bring it, Fitzwilliam]

[prejudices]

You flatter me.

[But he isn't really sure what to make of that.]

I've not seen her, but her presence is of little concern to myself. [Maybe it's better if she doesn't see this.]

[prejudices]

You are very opinionated indeed, Your Highness. Had you not been so eager to insult my manner of speech I might have welcomed such thoughts with an open mind, however your continued observations of my person have lead me to feel insulted by your words.

It is a most unladylike demeanor, I must say.

[sweetvalleygirl]

I like your outfit. It's so retro.

[undeadsidekick]

Yeah, well, I mean it. You're a catch, or something. I mean that in a not-weird way.

[He clears his throat. So this is how people feel when they're talking to fictional characters. Awkward.]

... Sometimes familiar faces are nice.

1/2

[myownhand]

[THIS IS WHAT MERIDA IS LIKE RN. THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF, ENGLISHMAN.]

I also feel a little bad for making TK our go between...

[myownhand]

So, who did your parents force y'to marry?

Or better yet, did some bonnie lass turn down your proposal?

[prejudices]

And what, pray tell, is a catch to you? [One day he will figure this slang thing out. Everything is weird to him right now.]

I would imagine so, however I am not in need of familiarity.

[prejudices]

I am afraid I cannot properly accept such a compliment until I am able to comprehend what the word 'retro' refers to.

[lizziebennetinmybathtub]

Well, it's good to see that your harsh judgment of character applies to the mundanes, too.

Though in this case they might actually deserve it.

SAAAME. You can add me on plurk if you like?

[prejudices]

Both my mother and my father passed long ago. [MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAD.] However, my marriage has been decided upon since my infancy.

What relevance does such information have? I do not intend to make an offer toward you, if that is what is implied.

[prejudices]

Why do you speak as if you are familiar with my motives?

They most certainly do.