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Fitzwilliam Darcy ([personal profile] prejudices) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-01-27 01:27 pm

Looking for a game for Ooh Mr.Darcy Ooh

Mundane,
I've remained silent throughout your intimate review of my 'canon' due to a lack of faith in both your ability to convey my thoughts with the eloquence of my vocabulary and the nature of your intentions with me. I had thought it was mutually agreed upon that you would not be able to handle such a grave task and the notion was put aside for some time.
Yet, it would appear you've still a mind to place my person into a game of sorts for your own amusement. The reasons given do little to satisfy my curiosity or to ease the nerves you have given me. It is a both a whim and a great insult to myself and I urge you to cease all attempts before you make fools of us both.

I will make my feelings on the matter clear to you. You will NOT put forth an application of my person for the sake of making a mockery of my inexperience with modern technology and views and I do not appreciate the humor you find in the notorious persona that has been built around my name. I do not wish to be swooned upon and I do not wish to indulge in pleasantries with those I am not already well acquainted with. Particularly not those of an indecent nature, the very thought of it offends me. We both know perfectly well what is implied by that.

I hope that this message is not in vain and that you will heed my warnings in a most urgent manner.

Fitzwilliam Darcy

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