homeless, maybe looking?

[gorillawarfare]

Couldn't keep your...figurative hands off me, huh? No, no. Don't worry. Lesser beings have broken under my boundless charisma.

Just, do me a favor. Nowhere with dinosaurs or other creatures trying to kill me. And maybe somewhere poolside. I know it's winter, but that's no excuse to not work on the tan. 

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[gorillawarfare]

And attracts girls. It's one of those Things.

I guess sometimes you can't choose the thug life, because the thug life chooses you. No breaking any of my thumbs though, alright?

[teenagebadboy]

Whatever. [Aaron responds with rolling his eyes. Naturally, being a gay man, didn't mean that he had to care about ways to attract girls. He would however never outright tell somebody he is gay as he believes it isn't anyone's business but himself and his closest family, still.]

Got that right. I grew up in an environment where I had to be hard. My family is hardly any saints either. [Then he does a half smile.] But we're not mobsters, we're Dingles. [... not mentioning he used to run "errands" for a mobster family though.]