homeless, maybe looking?

[gorillawarfare]

Couldn't keep your...figurative hands off me, huh? No, no. Don't worry. Lesser beings have broken under my boundless charisma.

Just, do me a favor. Nowhere with dinosaurs or other creatures trying to kill me. And maybe somewhere poolside. I know it's winter, but that's no excuse to not work on the tan. 

Comments

[animalsoulfairy]

Well aren't you a modest one?

[gorillawarfare]

Absolutely. For my next act, I'm going to try juggling.

Can I just say you seem to play him really well XD

[animalsoulfairy]

[Giggles.]

That, I'd like to see!

oh wow thank you!

[gorillawarfare]

I aim to please, but alas, no chainsaws or ping pong balls to be had. I'll have to think of more accessible talents.

[estreen]

Nice to see that you haven't changed.

holy crap a Cassie! LET ME LOVE YOU

[gorillawarfare]

I can't deprive the world of these biceps, you know.

:D couldn't resist even if I'm terribad at her

[estreen]

Yeah, those poor women who haven't seen your biceps yet.

[She's smiling despite herself.]

Maybe you'll get lucky and find a nice, quiet, relaxing place.

she's seems wonderful so far!

[gorillawarfare]

A travesty, really.

[ a sigh ]

Good luck with this one. I bought a white linen pantsuit for the book tour and so far all it's doing is collecting tres chic dust because she can't stop throwing me into time paradoxes and space battles and dinosaur attacks and whatever else. I think I missed the fine print where it said I'm supposed to upstage Schwartzenegger.

I have roleplayed with another animorph before. Didn't see much of the show tho.

[teenagebadboy]

There's an abundant of creatures which wants to kill you around 'ere. Or so I have heard. Welcome.

haha oh man the show is...ok to not see much of :'D

[gorillawarfare]

Great. Where's the homewarming gift basket full of grenades.

I used to love it when I was a kid tho

[teenagebadboy]

[Smirks.] What, can't fight with you fists pal? If you want grenades, you won't get it from me.

[The sarcasm and charm does remind Aaron about someone. It's nice although it hurts a little.]

haha me too, still do it's just crazy narmy now :'D

[gorillawarfare]

Actually, I prefer no grenades period. Or fighting. Or people trying to kill me.

Whatever happened to going on vaykay on a cruise or something? Oh yeah, because the cruises around here try to eat you.

[hawkbrain]

You're the only person I could see, sitting by the cold in the freeze cold wearing tiny red shorts.

Not sure if that's a good thing or not.

[gorillawarfare]

That depends: how often do you visualize me in tiny red shorts?

[hawkbrain]

There is literally no safe way for me to answer that.

[gorillawarfare]

You dog you. These thighs, they're a curse I swear.


Anyways, long time no see Amazing Bird Boy. How have you been holding up in this wide, deadly somewhere?

[kelpful]

I'm pretty sure she just thinks it'll be entertaining to torture you, dude.

[gorillawarfare]

You're only saying that because your mun likes torturing you and they're in cahoots.

[ groan ]

Damn it, they're in cahoots.

[kelpful]

Cahoots? Really? Come on, who even says that?

[ruthlessheroics]

Since I don't have a choice my mun is making me tell you that me and Ax are going to some spaceship with an AI that likes to torture people in February.

Too bad it's not your style, right? Guess you'll have to find somewhere else. Darn.

[gorillawarfare]

Wait.

A space ship? With Artificial Intelligence? That's geared for torture and potentially explosions?

Why this is starting to sound like third-date material, Xena. [ an eyebrow waggle ] Be still my heart, the terrifying bloodlust through yonder window breaks- tis the East, and Xena will have a gun!

[ruthlessheroics]

Really Marco, you're hilarious. But please explain to me, in what universe have we gone out on two dates? [Despite herself, she laughs. He's just too ridiculous.]

[whatsupcroc]

I hear that's what a tanning salon's for! If you come out orange, that's totally all on you, though.

[gorillawarfare]

That depends, Collette, are you into orange magicians? [ LE WINK ]

[whatsupcroc]

Are we talking Oompa Loompa level of orange?