homeless, maybe looking?

[gorillawarfare]

Couldn't keep your...figurative hands off me, huh? No, no. Don't worry. Lesser beings have broken under my boundless charisma.

Just, do me a favor. Nowhere with dinosaurs or other creatures trying to kill me. And maybe somewhere poolside. I know it's winter, but that's no excuse to not work on the tan. 

Comments

[animalsoulfairy]

Well aren't you a modest one?

[gorillawarfare]

Absolutely. For my next act, I'm going to try juggling.

Can I just say you seem to play him really well XD

[animalsoulfairy]

[Giggles.]

That, I'd like to see!

oh wow thank you!

[gorillawarfare]

I aim to please, but alas, no chainsaws or ping pong balls to be had. I'll have to think of more accessible talents.

[estreen]

Nice to see that you haven't changed.

Welcome! Marco was one of my favorites c: It's nice to see such a great character again

[animalsoulfairy]

Aw, that's too bad. Still, I'm sure you're plenty talented if you've survived dinosaurs and other such creatures.

haha kicking it like it's 1999! but thank you very much!

[gorillawarfare]

It's true.

[ blink. wait. a girl who says he's talented and hasn't attempted to hit him for it? what is this miracle?? ]

You know, you're remarkably accepting of the possibility of dinosaurs running around.

holy crap a Cassie! LET ME LOVE YOU

[gorillawarfare]

I can't deprive the world of these biceps, you know.

XD always welcome!

[animalsoulfairy]

[She's just an exceptionally nice person! c:

Smiles.]

I've seen stranger.

:D couldn't resist even if I'm terribad at her

[estreen]

Yeah, those poor women who haven't seen your biceps yet.

[She's smiling despite herself.]

Maybe you'll get lucky and find a nice, quiet, relaxing place.

<3!

[gorillawarfare]

How strange is strange? Like, zumba pants strange or Twilight Zone strange?

[animalsoulfairy]

Well, my best friends Dad was a fire dragon.

I have roleplayed with another animorph before. Didn't see much of the show tho.

[teenagebadboy]

There's an abundant of creatures which wants to kill you around 'ere. Or so I have heard. Welcome.

she's seems wonderful so far!

[gorillawarfare]

A travesty, really.

[ a sigh ]

Good luck with this one. I bought a white linen pantsuit for the book tour and so far all it's doing is collecting tres chic dust because she can't stop throwing me into time paradoxes and space battles and dinosaur attacks and whatever else. I think I missed the fine print where it said I'm supposed to upstage Schwartzenegger.

haha oh man the show is...ok to not see much of :'D

[gorillawarfare]

Great. Where's the homewarming gift basket full of grenades.

[gorillawarfare]

...Weird. Intriguing, but weird.

You mean like, dragon dragons right? With the treasure and the scales and the kidnapping of princesses?

I used to love it when I was a kid tho

[teenagebadboy]

[Smirks.] What, can't fight with you fists pal? If you want grenades, you won't get it from me.

[The sarcasm and charm does remind Aaron about someone. It's nice although it hurts a little.]

[hawkbrain]

You're the only person I could see, sitting by the cold in the freeze cold wearing tiny red shorts.

Not sure if that's a good thing or not.

[animalsoulfairy]

Well, the scales yes, the others, I don't think so. I don't think Igneel was the kidnapping type.

[kelpful]

I'm pretty sure she just thinks it'll be entertaining to torture you, dude.

[ruthlessheroics]

Since I don't have a choice my mun is making me tell you that me and Ax are going to some spaceship with an AI that likes to torture people in February.

Too bad it's not your style, right? Guess you'll have to find somewhere else. Darn.

[gorillawarfare]

Oh, well if it's Igneel we're talking about I'm sure he's a perfectly safe, likeable dragon.

haha me too, still do it's just crazy narmy now :'D

[gorillawarfare]

Actually, I prefer no grenades period. Or fighting. Or people trying to kill me.

Whatever happened to going on vaykay on a cruise or something? Oh yeah, because the cruises around here try to eat you.

[gorillawarfare]

That depends: how often do you visualize me in tiny red shorts?

[gorillawarfare]

You're only saying that because your mun likes torturing you and they're in cahoots.

[ groan ]

Damn it, they're in cahoots.