bitofanarse: (Warden bitterness)
Carver Hawke ([personal profile] bitofanarse) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-01-18 11:46 pm

On applications and...such.

You are aware that most people consider me an absolute tit, and those are the people that actually like me, right?

I can't believe you think shoving me into some new places is actually going to do a lick of good.

And you know what? I'd actually like to get LAID at some point! The soldiers at Ostagar laughed at me! Tried to get me into bed with a pretty elf!

I DON'T want a pity shag, Makers breath.

I'm going to die a sodding virgin.

Maker I hate you.
justice_is_blond: (Is that so?)

[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2013-01-18 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You're still a virgin?
hawkethisnthat: (sarcasm? what's that?)

[personal profile] hawkethisnthat 2013-01-19 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Andraste's sweet buttocks, I did not want to know that!
ladyspitfire: (ᴇʜ | I'll tap into your strength)

[personal profile] ladyspitfire 2013-01-19 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, that's...cute.]

And that would be your first priority?
justice_is_blond: (A dark joy)

[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2013-01-19 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
You put something like that out there, of course I'd pick up on it. I can't say I've any idea why you'd admit to that, though.
justice_is_blond: (Actually let's go with that idea)

[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2013-01-19 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Could have, but really, why miss out? As you have. On sex, apparently, among a great many other things, including sense of humor, your brother's beard, need I go on?
ladyspitfire: (sᴍɪʟᴇ | can never have enough)

[personal profile] ladyspitfire 2013-01-19 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
And so you should have a tumble before you die, is that it?

[She's teasing you, champ.]
justice_is_blond: (Is that so?)

[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2013-01-19 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you never visited the Rose.

[Anders shakes his head, smirking just a little.]

Maker knows we ran into your Uncle there often enough.
justice_is_blond: (See me smirk)

[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2013-01-19 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Anders just stares, clearly beyond amused by this.]

You should've asked Isabela when you had the chance. She's an exceptional lay.
justice_is_blond: (Actually let's go with that idea)

[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2013-01-19 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
She doesn't do pity sex. But on that note, she might not have gone for you.
ladyspitfire: (sᴍᴀʟʟ | for I hold her pain most dear)

[personal profile] ladyspitfire 2013-01-19 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep, called it. Adorable.]

I don't recognize you from Ostagar. What's your name?
hawkethisnthat: (side-eyeing you rn)

[personal profile] hawkethisnthat 2013-01-19 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's just your curse, Carver. Wherever you go...
justice_is_blond: (Can you even hear yourself?)

[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2013-01-19 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Can you blame her? If I thought it'd help I'd go that route too.
hawkethisnthat: (grin!)

[personal profile] hawkethisnthat 2013-01-19 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have you know I bathed just last week!

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