On applications and...such.

[bitofanarse]

You are aware that most people consider me an absolute tit, and those are the people that actually like me, right?

I can't believe you think shoving me into some new places is actually going to do a lick of good.

And you know what? I'd actually like to get LAID at some point! The soldiers at Ostagar laughed at me! Tried to get me into bed with a pretty elf!

I DON'T want a pity shag, Makers breath.

I'm going to die a sodding virgin.

Maker I hate you.

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[bitofanarse]

No! Well...No! But...I haven't....and I'm a guy...

[ladyspitfire]

And so you should have a tumble before you die, is that it?

[She's teasing you, champ.]

[bitofanarse]

That'd be...I don't...

*and that stuttering, blushing bashfulness is exactly why he's never had sex*

[ladyspitfire]

[Yep, called it. Adorable.]

I don't recognize you from Ostagar. What's your name?

[bitofanarse]

I was just a rank and file soldier...I'm Carver...Carver Hawke.

[ladyspitfire]

...Hawke?

[Well, that's a coincidence.]

Are you related to Bethany Hawke?

[bitofanarse]

She's my twin sister...

*He stares at her* How do you know of Bethy?

[ladyspitfire]

I met her. She's a sweet girl. We didn't talk much, though.

[bitofanarse]

When....when did you meet her?

[ladyspitfire]

A few months ago.

[bitofanarse]

Oh...*he considers that* Were you in Lothering?

[ladyspitfire]

Well, yes...but that's not where I met her. I met her in the city I'm in now.

[Ready for this bombshell, Carver?]

You must be proud to have a sister in the Wardens.

[bitofanarse]

Bethy...a Wardeb?

*Makers breath he's glad to hear that. He's only just getting used to this whole...alternate realities thing*

In my reality she died...

[ladyspitfire]

...Dead?

[She frowns.]

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. No, she's not dead. She'd been with us for some time before she disappeared.