On applications and...such.

[bitofanarse]

You are aware that most people consider me an absolute tit, and those are the people that actually like me, right?

I can't believe you think shoving me into some new places is actually going to do a lick of good.

And you know what? I'd actually like to get LAID at some point! The soldiers at Ostagar laughed at me! Tried to get me into bed with a pretty elf!

I DON'T want a pity shag, Makers breath.

I'm going to die a sodding virgin.

Maker I hate you.

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[hawkethisnthat]

I'll have you know I bathed just last week!

[bitofanarse]

Oh fabulous.... *he rolls his eyes* that explains the cloud around you...

[hawkethisnthat]

And I'm sure you're fresh as a daisy.

[bitofanarse]

Haven't you seen this fresh shaven chin....? That takes tender loving care.

[hawkethisnthat]

[Hawke does an overdramatic double-take.] Since when do you shave?

[bitofanarse]

Since late puberty! *he rolls his eyes*

[hawkethisnthat]

[She pretends to look even more shocked.] You went through puberty?

[bitofanarse]

*thst makes him lzugh* Shut up.

[hawkethisnthat]

[Have a disarming grin.] Just doing my job, brother.

[bitofanarse]

Of frustrating, demanding, infuriating older sister?

[hawkethisnthat]

Frustrating and infuriating I'll grant you, but I take exception to the demanding part.

[bitofanarse]

You are demanding...so demanding...

[hawkethisnthat]

Since when have I ever demanded anything of you?

[bitofanarse]

Well...you've demanded my silence a few times...emphasised with a bop on the head with your staff...

[hawkethisnthat]

Those are always very affectionate bops on the head!