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[bitofanarse]

You are aware that most people consider me an absolute tit, and those are the people that actually like me, right?

I can't believe you think shoving me into some new places is actually going to do a lick of good.

And you know what? I'd actually like to get LAID at some point! The soldiers at Ostagar laughed at me! Tried to get me into bed with a pretty elf!

I DON'T want a pity shag, Makers breath.

I'm going to die a sodding virgin.

Maker I hate you.

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[bitofanarse]

*Carver stares at him*

You...look...I know it was terrifying for my family...I know that...but I was hunted...I had the fear...and yes I know I'm not a Mage...but to lose Bethy...whatever you clearly just think that I couldn't feel anything when my family had to run and hide...

...and I don't think you're pretty.

[justice_is_blond]

I'm not saying you didn't feel anything. I'm saying that you were not their target, and the threat to you was not captivity, death or, worse, Tranquility. You would have been whipped and let go. You do not get to understand what being a mage is like when you are not a mage. You do not get to tell me that your fear and suffering was equal to that of a mage. It wasn't. You're not a mage. You feel. You had to deal with difficulties. But you did not have to deal with as horrible a prospective future as apostates have.

And I used your word. Not the 'rugged' that I've gotten recently from elsewhere.

[bitofanarse]

It doesn't make you the be all and end all of all suffering...but you're right. I'm not a Mage. I don't know what that means or what you've gone through...

*he looks away* I didn't say pretty....but...who called you rugged?

[justice_is_blond]

There. There we go. That's what I've been aiming for. Congratulations, you've reached a little bit more understanding.

[Anders raises an eyebrow.]

If I'm not pretty I don't see why that matters.

[bitofanarse]

*Carver bristles, prickling*

Fine! Don't do me any favours.

[justice_is_blond]

...I thought I was doing you a favor by not saying, actually, but fine. Hawke. The other one.

[bitofanarse]

...Right.

*Oh he's a little upset now but he covers it with a scowl.* Sounds like him.