On applications and...such.

[bitofanarse]

You are aware that most people consider me an absolute tit, and those are the people that actually like me, right?

I can't believe you think shoving me into some new places is actually going to do a lick of good.

And you know what? I'd actually like to get LAID at some point! The soldiers at Ostagar laughed at me! Tried to get me into bed with a pretty elf!

I DON'T want a pity shag, Makers breath.

I'm going to die a sodding virgin.

Maker I hate you.

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[bitofanarse]

It doesn't make you the be all and end all of all suffering...but you're right. I'm not a Mage. I don't know what that means or what you've gone through...

*he looks away* I didn't say pretty....but...who called you rugged?

[justice_is_blond]

There. There we go. That's what I've been aiming for. Congratulations, you've reached a little bit more understanding.

[Anders raises an eyebrow.]

If I'm not pretty I don't see why that matters.

[bitofanarse]

*Carver bristles, prickling*

Fine! Don't do me any favours.

[justice_is_blond]

...I thought I was doing you a favor by not saying, actually, but fine. Hawke. The other one.

[bitofanarse]

...Right.

*Oh he's a little upset now but he covers it with a scowl.* Sounds like him.