On applications and...such.

[bitofanarse]

You are aware that most people consider me an absolute tit, and those are the people that actually like me, right?

I can't believe you think shoving me into some new places is actually going to do a lick of good.

And you know what? I'd actually like to get LAID at some point! The soldiers at Ostagar laughed at me! Tried to get me into bed with a pretty elf!

I DON'T want a pity shag, Makers breath.

I'm going to die a sodding virgin.

Maker I hate you.

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[bitofanarse]

Well...you've demanded my silence a few times...emphasised with a bop on the head with your staff...

[hawkethisnthat]

Those are always very affectionate bops on the head!