On applications and...such.

[bitofanarse]

You are aware that most people consider me an absolute tit, and those are the people that actually like me, right?

I can't believe you think shoving me into some new places is actually going to do a lick of good.

And you know what? I'd actually like to get LAID at some point! The soldiers at Ostagar laughed at me! Tried to get me into bed with a pretty elf!

I DON'T want a pity shag, Makers breath.

I'm going to die a sodding virgin.

Maker I hate you.

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[bitofanarse]

Oh...*he considers that* Were you in Lothering?

[ladyspitfire]

Well, yes...but that's not where I met her. I met her in the city I'm in now.

[Ready for this bombshell, Carver?]

You must be proud to have a sister in the Wardens.

[bitofanarse]

Bethy...a Wardeb?

*Makers breath he's glad to hear that. He's only just getting used to this whole...alternate realities thing*

In my reality she died...

[ladyspitfire]

...Dead?

[She frowns.]

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. No, she's not dead. She'd been with us for some time before she disappeared.