combomove: (shh im reading)
BMO ([personal profile] combomove) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-01-14 06:37 pm

reserved @ gargleblasted

Space.

It is like a big long black blanket that someone poked holes in. I've never really thought much about it. With my back to back cases, I was far too busy.

My days now always start with a cup of joe. That is... until Officer Davis arrived to the scene. I knew what he wanted. To get me back to the force.

But those days are over. I was retired.

"BMO. There is something that you should know."

"Save it, Officer Davis. Whatever it is, I am not interested."

"I know. After what happened with Lorraine, I can't blame you."


... Lorraine. It was like almost yesterday that I saw her face and that bright red lipstick of hers.

"What is it that you want, Officer Davis?"

"Have you read the papers? It's about your friends."

That caught my attention.

"My friends?"

"It is all over the news. They're... stuck in space."

"Space?! But -- But that's impossible!!"

"See for yourself."

I could not believe my eyes when I saw that post. There was no doubt about it. They were stuck to that place like sticky forever glue. And there was only one thing to do.


Do.

Do-do.


"BMO, where are you going?"

"Where else, Officer Davis? I am going to reach for the stars."
650nmivore: (jamming)

[personal profile] 650nmivore 2013-01-15 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[she just laughs because really. What could possibly go wrong???]
650nmivore: (world's smallest violin right here)

[personal profile] 650nmivore 2013-01-15 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[hmm. She starts counting off on her fingers.]

It's dark, pretty big, lots of space. Oh, and there's a butt-load of paperwork and I'm pretty sure the vogons hate us.
650nmivore: (are we playing a game)

[personal profile] 650nmivore 2013-01-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
They're these big ugly aliens who are waaay into paperwork. They kept us in their stupid office for hours, so Finn and I decided to show them what's what.

[not the most accurate retelling of the story, but oh well]
650nmivore: you might wanna rephrase that (run that by me again?)

[personal profile] 650nmivore 2013-01-15 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh...sure. [not the most conventional of weapons, but since when has AT ever been conventional?]

Just make sure they're hot and remember to aim for the eyes.
Edited 2013-01-15 23:50 (UTC)
650nmivore: /shades (HAHAHAHAHA you're 'killing' me)

[personal profile] 650nmivore 2013-01-17 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[cracking up over here, yup]

Sounds like a plan, BMO! I love the way you think.

[no sarcasm here, despite the implications of half of the icon]