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[arquiusprite]

Mun
I say
E%cuse me, mun
I order you to have me command you to bring what I am about to request
yanking the chain of command up in here
I require a bow
You will bring me a bow of the finest make, 's nigh unbreakable
Afterwards you will reward my e%ceptional feat with a glass of the frothiest milk
And then
Mun
And then you shall touch me
You shall take your filthy hand and caress my muscles
You will do it, you will touch me luridly buff bod
And you will like it
Mun
Are you listening to me mun

Comments

[heartytrouble]

Oh my. Um thats a bit of a forward advance to be making towards a fellow you only just met.

[arquiusprite]

You know me, bro
Half of me
Look into your heart you know it to be true
Look beyond the bodacious bod and into the e%ceptional shades

[heartytrouble]

Well yowza thats really something and not a thing i was expecting. So those are THE shades youre rocking there. Which is to say youre sporting the former vessel of yourself? I mean if im understanding this correctly which truth be told i dont know?

Not that it changes my level of comfort or lack thereof with your uh...request.

[arquiusprite]

Just touch me, Mister English
Feel my rippling biceps underneath your puny hand
Go ahead
First one's free

[heartytrouble]

Whoa now. Youre still being quite fresh with me and im not sure i appreciate it.

[arquiusprite]

I am being straight forward
And stating what I want
You could learn from me, Jake

[heartytrouble]

I think im being more than straight forward in saying that im not about to do what youre asking. Unless youre referring to something else in which case i dont catch your drift?

[arquiusprite]

[ this sprite has the attention span of a gnat on speed. He's flexing STRONGLY to himself and deciding he doesn't really need to worry about other problems that don't relate to his currently impressive psyhic or newfound interests

holy shit look at these FINGERS they're like SAUSAGES attached to fucking HAMS ]

What if I carried you
No.
Jake
Do you have any milk
It seems that I require milk
I command you to get it for me

[heartytrouble]

What the fresh hell are you on about? Of course i dont have any milk im miles from the nearest refrigerator here.

[arquiusprite]

Find one.

[heartytrouble]

Look ive been quite sporting about all these weird things youre saying. But youre dirks sprite and even then? I think youre supposed to do things he asks not the other way around.

[arquiusprite]

My behaviour is utterly deplorable

[heartytrouble]

Dont be THAT hard on yourself dude. Its maybe not deplorable but perhaps it could bear toning down?

[arquiusprite]

What about a bow and arrow

[heartytrouble]

Even if i had one dont you think id be hard pressed to bring it to you when im not exactly on the roster for any adventures on mister striders planet any time soon?