dear_mun | (no subject)

Entry tags:

canon: ms paint adventures

(no subject)

Mun

I say

E%cuse me, mun

I order you to have me command you to bring what I am about to request

yanking the chain of command up in here

I require a bow

You will bring me a bow of the finest make,

's nigh unbreakable

Afterwards you will reward my e%ceptional feat with a glass of the frothiest milk

And then

Mun

And then you shall touch me

You shall take your filthy hand and caress my muscles

You will do it, you will touch me luridly

buff bod

And you will like it

Mun

Are you listening to me mun

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

oh fuck no

[ just this face ]

I dont know much about your relationship with your mun but im sure you know that bending to such demands would vitiate the rules of mun-muse interactions something fierce.

oh my god

fiddlesticks yes

Edited 2012-12-29 08:55 (UTC)

Dude

Dirk, dude

Mister Dude

lets get this straight
youre au bros sprite

My request is

lewd

downright

deplorable

it bends all of time and space

As disgusting as it is impossible

So then Jake

English

You must touch me

Aradia

Babe

Apple of my

eye

Horsefeathers, it seems that I am unable to contain my e%citement

Aradia

You must feel my muscles

See how incredibly STRONG I have become

This is the best of the best

L00k at the hue of my body, dude

L00k upon it

Does it not disgust you

I'm rocking the

deplorable act

Yes

what the fuck are you guiding him to

Oh my. Um thats a bit of a forward advance to be making towards a fellow you only just met.

You know me, bro

Half of me

Look into your heart you know it to be true

Look beyond the

bodacious bod and into the e%ceptional shades

Top secret, dude

All I can say is it sure as

isn't going to be all pennywhistles and ponies

Pardon my language

Edited 2012-12-29 09:39 (UTC)

yeah you can go explode now
i got this
dj dspin will be taking the reins from here on out
your assistance is no longer necessary take your shit and head out

Well yowza thats really something and not a thing i was expecting. So those are THE shades youre rocking there. Which is to say youre sporting the former vessel of yourself? I mean if im understanding this correctly which truth be told i dont know?

Not that it changes my level of comfort or lack thereof with your uh...request.

:33 < *ac has no idea how to even respond to this*

Oh my god.
Can we not?
Don't fucking encourage it, English.

Oh.
Um hey dirk. I didnt mean to distract your new chum from his spritely duties. Of which im sure there are many! Capers to pull and whatnot and i suppose youve got him manning the getaway car so to speak in my absence. Im sure hes a fine right hand man and id be daft to get in the way of that so. Carry on.

He isn't my chum.
And it's more like a getaway horse.
Galloping right off a cliff.
If I'm lucky.

Errr so youre not getting along? I thought they were meant to be sort of companions for us player characters. Like guides to lead us to greatness after we finished bungling about leveling up a bit in preparation for the really good higher level adventures? Just saying thats how it normally works.

He's leading me to wish I'd broken Hal and spared us both the madness.
There is nothing really good about this.
Any of it.

I beg to differ

Of course you do.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Page 1 of 3