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[arquiusprite]

Mun
I say
E%cuse me, mun
I order you to have me command you to bring what I am about to request
yanking the chain of command up in here
I require a bow
You will bring me a bow of the finest make, 's nigh unbreakable
Afterwards you will reward my e%ceptional feat with a glass of the frothiest milk
And then
Mun
And then you shall touch me
You shall take your filthy hand and caress my muscles
You will do it, you will touch me luridly buff bod
And you will like it
Mun
Are you listening to me mun