oh gosh are you all sick of us yet? voice test, one two!

[memoryguardian]

Why, hello there, mun! I'm so delighted that you decided to give me a journal of my very own. That was certainly very kind of you.

But, mun, I.. Well, I do have to say... 

[She is hesitant, but quickly finds her confidence and gives her mun a very stern look.]

Your teeth! They're horrendous! So yellow and, oh, do you ever  floss? Is that- Is that a cavity? This is completely unacceptable! You get in your bathroom right this second and brush, young lady! ...Don't forget to floss, too! 

[Sigh. How could her mun have such poor dental hygiene?]

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[memoryguardian]

[She just doesn't want to see your perfect, beautiful teeth ruined! ;;]

Well, that is true... Instead you're pummeling them with snowballs and causing freak sleigh accidents. [A small laugh.]

[2cool4guardian]

[But the ice-cream, mama. THE ICE-CREAM!]

Exactly! AND I get you more teeth out of it. I'm just that good.

[memoryguardian]

[-is fine in moderation!

She giggles at his boasting. It was true. She got quite a few teeth from snowball fights gone a little too wild.]

You are something, Jack, that's for sure.

[Before things can get too sappy, Baby Tooth flutters into view from behind Tooth and zooms right on over to Jack. She gives a couple excited tweets before rubbing into his cheek happily.]

[2cool4guardian]

Look who it is! 'Sup, Baby Tooth. [Jack rubs back, and one finger goes to pet her little head.]

It's kinda amazing seeing her touch me so freely, with me being, you know. Cold.

[Tooth's random hugs are interesting too. He's still not used to all this affection, but he can make an exception for huggy fairies and big squeezing Russians.]

[memoryguardian]

[Baby Tooth coos at his touch and then buzzes onto a spot on his shoulder. She nestles there comfortably. ... The tiny fairy sneezes and shivers a little, obviously cold, but doesn't seem to want to move.]

Well, she's fond of you. I can't say I blame her.

[2cool4guardian]

[Jack brings his hoodie over his shoulder to cover the little fairy. He looks at Tooth, then at Baby, then at Tooth again. He smiles.] ...thanks. Both of you.

[Alright, this is getting a bit too sappy for him.] ...can we try covering Bunny in teeth next time?

[memoryguardian]

[She gives a soft smile. ] You're very welcome.

[Alright, sappiness to a minimum from now on! The mental image of Bunny covered in baby teeth causes her to laugh a little.]

You know, I'm not sure he'd like that too much.

[2cool4guardian]

Yeah, that's... kinda the point.

[He rubs the back of his neck, feeling an incoming lecture. He could be a trickster and everything, but there is something about Tooth and Sandy that make him not want to be on their bad side. Teasing North is different, and don't get me started on Bunny. Those are the kind of people he can be a bit jerkish with. Especially the kangaroo.]

So... is your mun sending you anywhere, Tooth?

[memoryguardian]

[She definitely thought about it. While she knows it's in Jack's nature to play tricks, she thought he really should be nicer to Bunny sometimes! ... Still. She'll save the lecturing for another day so he's safe for now.]

I... No, I don't think so. At least, not right away. But that's alright.

[2cool4guardian]

[Nooo! Don't be sad! Jack doesn't like it when people get sad, specially Toothiana. Trying to cheer her up, he blows some snow powder to her. A couple of flakes may be shaped like teeth.]

No, it isn't alright. Your mun is really dumb. You're awesome, why wouldn't she want to play you more?

[memoryguardian]

[She looks at the snow powder as a smile returns to her face. It's beautiful and, oh, does she maybe see a couple of tiny teeth hidden in there? It definitely did the trick and she seems to have brightened up.]

Oh, well, she does! It's just that she's... a little insecure, the poor thing. But she's trying!

[2cool4guardian]

[Mission accomplished! Smiling Tooth is the best Tooth.]

Well, tell her that if she wants to play a Guardian, she better puts everything she has in it. [I'm so sorry for him.] ...my mun says that if you ever want to visit us in our musebox, you're welcome to.

[memoryguardian]

She's going to do her best. I know she'll do just fine, it's her that has the doubts. Silly, if you ask me!

But, I'd-- [She stops, shakes her head, and corrects herself.] We'd like that. Thank you!

[2cool4guardian]

That sounds better. You deserve the best, Tooth. So if that mun of yours ever feels down again, you tell me and I'll fill her t-shirt with snow.

[There we go~]