oh gosh are you all sick of us yet? voice test, one two!

[memoryguardian]

Why, hello there, mun! I'm so delighted that you decided to give me a journal of my very own. That was certainly very kind of you.

But, mun, I.. Well, I do have to say... 

[She is hesitant, but quickly finds her confidence and gives her mun a very stern look.]

Your teeth! They're horrendous! So yellow and, oh, do you ever  floss? Is that- Is that a cavity? This is completely unacceptable! You get in your bathroom right this second and brush, young lady! ...Don't forget to floss, too! 

[Sigh. How could her mun have such poor dental hygiene?]

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[2cool4guardian]

Yeah, that's... kinda the point.

[He rubs the back of his neck, feeling an incoming lecture. He could be a trickster and everything, but there is something about Tooth and Sandy that make him not want to be on their bad side. Teasing North is different, and don't get me started on Bunny. Those are the kind of people he can be a bit jerkish with. Especially the kangaroo.]

So... is your mun sending you anywhere, Tooth?

[memoryguardian]

[She definitely thought about it. While she knows it's in Jack's nature to play tricks, she thought he really should be nicer to Bunny sometimes! ... Still. She'll save the lecturing for another day so he's safe for now.]

I... No, I don't think so. At least, not right away. But that's alright.

[2cool4guardian]

[Nooo! Don't be sad! Jack doesn't like it when people get sad, specially Toothiana. Trying to cheer her up, he blows some snow powder to her. A couple of flakes may be shaped like teeth.]

No, it isn't alright. Your mun is really dumb. You're awesome, why wouldn't she want to play you more?

[memoryguardian]

[She looks at the snow powder as a smile returns to her face. It's beautiful and, oh, does she maybe see a couple of tiny teeth hidden in there? It definitely did the trick and she seems to have brightened up.]

Oh, well, she does! It's just that she's... a little insecure, the poor thing. But she's trying!

[2cool4guardian]

[Mission accomplished! Smiling Tooth is the best Tooth.]

Well, tell her that if she wants to play a Guardian, she better puts everything she has in it. [I'm so sorry for him.] ...my mun says that if you ever want to visit us in our musebox, you're welcome to.

[memoryguardian]

She's going to do her best. I know she'll do just fine, it's her that has the doubts. Silly, if you ask me!

But, I'd-- [She stops, shakes her head, and corrects herself.] We'd like that. Thank you!

[2cool4guardian]

That sounds better. You deserve the best, Tooth. So if that mun of yours ever feels down again, you tell me and I'll fill her t-shirt with snow.

[There we go~]