On the D word. Also, Bacon.

[notintehkitchen]

Good luck with that, but I won't be joining you unless they make diet bacon that tastes as good as the real thing. Don't even start talking to me about turkey bacon, I accidentally bought it in Paradise one time and thought I was eating a tire. Why does turkey bacon even exist? It doesn't get crispy right like the real bacon does.

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[sentryslinger]

[Laughing.]

He's a big boy, Pyro. I'm sure he can take it.

[notintehkitchen]

So I should just tell him flat out that he smells bad?

That seems so rude to do to a fellow comrade. I suppose I could just wear my gas mask for the rest of my life to avoid all the foul stench from the men I work with.

[sentryslinger]

You might word it with a bit more tact, but we've all got to shower every now and then. You shouldn't have to stay in your mask on account of us.

[notintehkitchen]

...

I guess I'll try my best. I don't expect anyone to change themselves just for me though. If Mr. Hawk is a bushman through and through then I'm a Pyro through and through and would be heartbroken if someone told me to stop playing with my lighters.

[sentryslinger]

I don't think your lighters are offendin' any of the rest of us, though. That said, I don't see why he wouldn't change at least a little for you.