On the D word. Also, Bacon.

[notintehkitchen]

Good luck with that, but I won't be joining you unless they make diet bacon that tastes as good as the real thing. Don't even start talking to me about turkey bacon, I accidentally bought it in Paradise one time and thought I was eating a tire. Why does turkey bacon even exist? It doesn't get crispy right like the real bacon does.

Comments

[notintehkitchen]

That won't be too hard, we can lure one out with those soda drinks and promises of pancakes.

[pocketsurgeon]

Ja, zat vould vork splendidly.

I'll get ze chloroform.

[notintehkitchen]

I'll be waiting in breathless anticipation.

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Not funny Pyro. And he thought you guys were friends.]