On the D word. Also, Bacon.

[notintehkitchen]

Good luck with that, but I won't be joining you unless they make diet bacon that tastes as good as the real thing. Don't even start talking to me about turkey bacon, I accidentally bought it in Paradise one time and thought I was eating a tire. Why does turkey bacon even exist? It doesn't get crispy right like the real bacon does.

Comments

[not_onyourside]

Well eet ees deep fried fat. When you zhink about eet, eets not zhat appealing.

But all zhe better for her since she ees on a diet and you are not.

[notintehkitchen]

I would have to disagree with you. Mr. Bacon is quite delicious.

Too bad she seems to be having a hard time even starting it.

[not_onyourside]

Well you are not very encouraging to her when all you are talking about ees food.

[notintehkitchen]

I don't need to lose weight.

[Actually, she knows that she does. It's a very sensitive subject.]

[not_onyourside]

Zhen why did you eat turkey bacon een zhe first place?