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[grrrmany]

I appreciate the attention you're giving me by keeping me in your thoughts lately, mundane, and I'm glad you're playing me if that's what you want. [Even if some of the mun's thoughts are weird or disturbing. . . .]

Nonetheless, I always wind up in some. . .interesting conversations with that boy, don't I. I don't particularly mind! But one way or another I make him cry much of the time. . . . Generally, I don't have such a problem with children! But I suppose if they're from a time long before I was born, it's understandable. . .right? Ah, and child nations that young are also complicated in general. . . .

But I'm happy I can help him, at least. Well, I certainly hope I can help somehow. Though, sometimes I wish we could just play together instead. . . .

I-in any case! If you'd like to continue playing me for now, please do so! It's nice to get some air. But don't forget to balance things out! You were doing well almost the entire week--there's a time for work and a time for play, so please remember your priorities.

Sleeping in a timely manner is one of them(even if, knowing you, you'd have simply lied in bed restlessly until about now if you'd gone to bed any earlier.) Now go!

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[grrrmany]

[As thought he'd do something like that.]

[HIS STATUS IS NOT AND HAS NEVER BEEN THREATENED BY ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF. FEMALE SELVES NOT INCLUDED. wait he doesn't have/isn't into both things? But how easy will it be to get him off of him?]

Put your hand anywhere near my mouth and you won't have one anymore. [He probably thinks that's normal. He was raised with him, after all. Though Liechtenstein kept telling him about the Tooth Fairy but. . . .]

She can't even leech off of me the same way!! Because she's connected to her own sister! [And technically their other brothers are probably connected to him/them, but not leeching.]

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[mistergabel]

[HOW CAN YOU THREATEN YOUR OWN STATUS?! gabel is grrmany's abusive girlfriend, i see And medium easy, if you throw him by the tail]


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...[that sounded like a challenge. pops you in the mouth right while you're speaking BECAUSE HEY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE GRANDIOSE STATEMENTS.]

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[grrrmany]

[INSUBORDINATION AND OTHER THINGS THAT WILL MAKE HIM THINK LESS OF YOU. yes exactly He'll use you to train for the olympics.]


[PAIN YELP GROWL]

[Mouth might be bleeding. You'll probably figure that out, considering he's going to grab you and try and hurl you on the floor, whether or not you claw through him while he pulls you.]

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[mistergabel]

[DOES HE EVER THINK HIGHLY IN THE FIRST PLACE?! SUBORDINATION MAKES GABEL THINK LESS OF HIMSELF, SO WHAT DO.]

[HAHA He loves when you yelp, you just sound so stupid and undignified]

KESESESESESESESEEEEEEEE---!!! [He figures you were gonna throw him, so he doesn't rip out half of your shoulder muscle as you throw him, because hey, it's the holiday season, he's feeling nice.]

OMPH!!! [But he kinda regrets that, once he hits the ground with a kinda gross thump. GOD OVERDOING IT WITH THE STRENGTH. He lands narrowly missing cracking a wing, and wastes no time pulling himself to more dignified and safer standing positions, despite the SHEER THROBBING PAIN HE'S IN. OWWWWW you stupid dog.]

Pfffffffffffffbttt, Oi, Oi, is that all, mutt?! I still have both hands!! [waggles his fingers at you tauntingly. Trying to act aloof and cool, ssh ignore his cringing wings, and focus on his tail. See that? he's raising it high and above his head like he is top dog here. It's even more offensive when he does it, because demons like Gabel tend to be born with little way of communicating.the only instincts they have at a primal level are violence and destruction.Y'know the basic 'BRING CHAOS AND DEATH' skills.

The higher ranked and more intelligent ones are given the privilege to pick up spoken/bodily language from different sources. So he's learned all his canine behavior/mannerisms first hand from you/some of the other brothers, and is now throwing dominance displays at you, so it's mocking in a way.]

[grrrmany]

[HE USED TO. SOMETIMES YOU SURPRISE HIM AND SOMETIMES YOU NONSEXUALLY MAKE HIM FEEL WARM INSIDE OR SOMETHING. And sometimes he simply thinks neutrally of you.]

[If you didn't get up so quickly, you'd have 200+ pounds of claw-y, bite-y werewolf guy on you. But being down on the floor just sort of means battle posture for him. Not that he can't fight while standing. . . .]

[Jumps up and snaps his teeth at your waggly fingers! And tries to tackle you down in the process. Trying not to let the raised tail bother him--his is raised, too, and a frizzy mess of agitated and its quivering, too.]

[mistergabel]

[THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW. SOMETIMES YOU TOO MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD IN NONSEXUAL WAYS, BUT RIGHT NOW IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES]


A-AH--[WASN'T READY FOR THE SNAPPING AT HIS HANDS!! CHOMP!! Hope you enjoy the taste of tar and vinegar and absolute shit because that's how his blood tastes like]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [FUCKING SSSSSSCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMS BLOODY FUCKING MURDER, TOPPLES OVER, a mess of flailing limps, bared fangs and lashing tail.]

GET!!! THE!!! FUCK!!! OFF!!! STUPID!!! FUCKING!!! MANGY!! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!!! [Shrieks as loud as he can and even adds in the sound of hell's tortured souls and screaming pigs just for added effect. You're not really hurting him in the way he knows you could hurt him if you wanted to, but you SNapping and clawing into him isn't PLEASANT OR SEXY OR ANYTHING HE LIKES SO

SCREAMING AND trying his best to claw living fuck out of your face and is probably giving you some nice welts with his tail. The downside to being lightweight and able to fly is you have to sacrifice some really important weight that would be handy for getting out of dominance pins. Hisses at you again, a loud hiss that morphs midway into yowl. STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING CLAWS]


LET GO BEFORE I FUCKING BLIND YOU!!![He bears his teeth, letting you see the gross bubbling and foaming of his acidic saliva on his fangs.]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!!! [Bangs his head against the floor violently like a five year old for emphasis, Still stubbornly staring you in the eye, teeth still on display, hair and clothes a mess. WRITHINGGG. LET HIM GO ALREADY. Threats turning into whining because UGH YOU ARE MAKING A SCENE IN A PUBLIC PLACE, WHAT IF ANOTHER DEMON SEES HIM. EMBARRASSING HIM]

[grrrmany]

[IS THIS SEXUAL TIME OR?]

[No those are horrible tastes, actually, and your flesh and clothes and hollow bones don't taste much better.]

[GROWLING AND PROBABLY BLEEDING ALL OVER YOU FROM HIS MOUTH. And trying to growl louder than you when you start screeching and making hell and food noises. MOSTLY CLAWING AT YOUR HANDS/ARMS because you're flailing and he's trying to make you stop SCRATCHING UP HIS FACE.]

OW FUCKING TAIL kind of can't fight against the tail so well but he tries a bit!!]

[BARES HIS TEETH RIGHT BACK but stops clawing and biting and instead just sort of stands on you]

[Then starts doing that annoying them where he humps you to make you feel like a bitch. Which is weird because you're on your back, but whatever, he's still doing it STOP LOOKING HIM IN THE FACE HE'S EMBARRASSING THE BOTH OF THEM OKAY IT ISN'T JUST YOU JUST LOOK THE DIRECTION HE WANTS YOU TO AND HE'LL GET OFF AND THEY CAN RESUME THEIR EVENING.]

[mistergabel]

[I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS ANYMORE]

[There's just a moment of silence where time goes still when you stop clawing at him]


[heaving breathing, he probably ruptured a fucking bloodvessel on his vocalcords. Takes the moment to cough and maybe lick some of your blood from his lips and catch his breath so HE CAN BELITTLE YOU AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH HE HATES YOU RIGHT NOW]

Y-YOU--[BUT NOPE, CUTS OFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE, WHY ARE YOU WRAPPING YOUR ARMS AROUND--]

YOU!! THE FUCK--YOU!! [IMMEDIATELY TRYING TO KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING CROTCH]

N-NO!!! YOU FUCKING FURRY PAWED LITTLE SHIT!! [IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING AGAIN, YOU DONT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE PLANS ON GOING ALL THE WAY WITH THIS, HE IS PISSED, HE IS GOING TO KILL YOU. STOP PULLING HIM CLOSER!! STOP IT!!]

I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT SO FAR DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT IT'LL POP UP WHERE IT WAS IN THE FIRST PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEE!! WWWWESTTt!FASDXKJFAKJNF!!! LKSDFKAJKSJNKAJFNKAJ!!

[STRUGGLING LIKE A FUCKING SNAKE NOW. SPITTING AT YOU AND TRYING HIS BEST TO BITE YOU which is kinda hard because your vulnerable parts are pressed against him, or out of reach, AND WOLFMAN DICK POKING HIM IN PLACES AND AAAAHHH HUMILIATED. After a few seconds he gives up and just settles for covering his head in his hood (Therefore breaking the gaze), while screeching at the top of his lungs at the same time he has his legs/tail blindly attacking the living shit out of you, aiming and failing to kick/stab you in your puppy balls because fuck you THAT'S WHY]

[grrrmany]

[NOT EVEN DIGNIFYING YOU WITH MUCH OF A RESPONSE BEYOND GROWLING. AND HIS DICK IS STILL SAFELY IN HIS PANTS OKAY HE IS PRETTY MUCH DRYHUMPING YOU]

[But, ha, success!!! Doesn't feel you hitting him, his ass is too thick TRIES TO ENDURE IT WHILE HE GETS OFF OF YOU, TAIL ALL HIGH AND TRIUMPHA--]

[[YELPS] WHEN YOU STAB HIM IN THE BALLS BECAUSE NOT OKAY AND SORT OF DARTS OFF OF YOU. HE WAS GOING TO GET OFF IN A SECOND JEEZ CALM DOWN HE WASN'T GOING TO MARK YOU OR ANYTHING(NOT THAT WAY, ANYWAY, PROBABLY JUST SOOTHINGLY RUB AGAINST YOU OR SOMETHING)]

[When you get up he's going to be curled up over here, trying not to lick them(as for the scratches and things on his face and everywhere, and frizzing and glaring at you, but not growling because he deems this fight over.]

[also he's pretty embarrassed after doing all that, even if he deemed it a win for him and COMPLETELY NATURAL.]

[mistergabel]

[STILL VIOLATIN' HIM, STUPID ANIMAL. UGH, UGH. JUST ROLLS AROUND IN THE DEARMUN CODING AND SHRIEKS ANGRILY AND SCOOTS AROUND AND UGH FUCK IT, HE'S SO MAD HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO WEAR THESE PANTS ANYMORE, YOU RUINED THESE JEANS FOR HIM. WHIPS THEM OFF AND FUCKING TOSSES THEM AT YOU FULL FUCKING FORCE WITH A FLOOD OF DEMON CURSES THAT are so jumbled with other hell sound effects only the darklord knows what he's saying before he switches back to german]


KEH!! UNFIXED STRAY DOG!! YOU JUST WAIT 'TILL WE'RE OUT OF THIS PLACE! YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF! SLEEP WITH BOTH EYES OPEN!! BOTH!! TOMORROW, WEST WILL FIND HIS FUCKIN' SACK HANGING FROM MY WALL!! [And more curses. Enjoy the roaches and etc bugs scattering out of his jeans. One of his wings has been torn from the struggle and Gabel's face is purposely distorted into something hideous and intimidating and furious, but he's been thoroughly put in his place, so he just paces a safe distance away, slamming his tail on the ground, and flapping his wings. There's a few minutes of that before he suddenly regrets throwing his pants at you. It's cold, that was stupid, so he storms closer, hands extended]

Give me my jeans back! Drop it! I'm fucking leaving! [Nevermind that he just threw them at you. And note "leaving", not "going home". HE IS GOING TO STAY IN HELL AND MAKE YOU FEEL LONELY.]

[grrrmany]

[Yipping!! Don't throw your nasty jeans at hi--VERMIN. Shaking them out and smacking them against the floor!! But kind of shaking as he does so because he hates when you demonspeak it hurts his sensitive animal ears and stuff]

IT [IT WILL GROW BACK, YOU KNOW HOW FAST WEREWOLVES HEAL] DON'T SAY DISTURBING, ABSURD THINGS!!! [HE'D FEEL THAT. ANYTHING THAT GETS IN HIS SLEEPING SPACE WILL WAKE HIM UP PRETTY MUCH RIGHT AWAY ANYWAY. Growls at your disgusting face when he's done with your pants and folds them up. TUCKS THEM INTO HIS JACKET AND NARROWS HIS EYES AT YOU.]

No! I'm cleaning them!! You can have them back when you get home!!! [REMEMBER WHO IS TECHNICALLY SUPPOSED TO BE THERE AND NOWHERE ELSE. AND WHO NEEDS WHO. IF YOU GO HE'LL BE UNCOMFORTABLE AND LONELY BUT YOU'LL BE WORSE. HE ALWAYS FEELS PRETTY LONELY ANYWAY!! Stands up and starts leaving, himself--doesn't know where you intend to go but he's going home and he's going to bathe and do laundry. Your absurdly sea green jeans will smell powder fresh or something similar.]

[mistergabel]

I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING, I'M FUCKING PROMISING!! [His expression gets really worried when he sees you folding it, STOP THAT, THOSE ARE HIS]

N-NOW GIVE IT!! GIVE IT!! WEST!! [HAS LIKE AM INI TANTRUM RIGHT THERE, STOMPS HIS FEET AND THROWING HIS HEAD BACK AND RAISING HIS ARMS TO THE AIR LIKE HE'S PRAYING TO JESUS, NOT THAT HE WOULD EVER, BUT GOD, DON'T TAKE AWAY HIS THINGS. YOU KNOW HE DOESNT LIKE THAT, DON'T DO THAT, DON'T DONT DONT DONT DONT DO THAT DON'T]

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!! [it's more desperate than angry. HE'S NOT GOING AROUND BUTTNAKED IN THE WINTER, HE'LL GET A FROSTY PENIS AND HE RECOVERS SLOW FROM FROST BITE]

AUGH!! 'the hell did I do to deserve this uptight half-ass wolf as a little broootherrr!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssttttttt!!! GIVE ITTTTTTTTTT!!!

[Well fuck you, follows you home then. Whining and bitching about how you're killing him and how he's peeing icicles. It's about time this train wreck finally left dear-mun god they can never show their face here again]