Patience is a virtue

[varmitech]

Patience? It's getting pretty dang hard for me to keep track of something I barely have with you, and patience is at the very top of my list. What's with these KIDS that keep popping up everywhere? I thought you came to this place because you were sooo excited to-

...

Ok- Ok so let me get this straight. You're not going to do anything more with me until you get through tossing me at that hunk of bolts that calls itself a robot monkey? THEN you'll do something else? Cause I'm getting tired of sitting around- I should be all over this city now that I've got my jet!

Ugh, I KNOW it can't move.

Oh and another thing. I do NOT appreciate the presence of a certain pair in this dumb city, and you know exactly who I'm talking about. WHYYY did you let them put my jet within a rock's throw of them!? Are you trying to drive me insane?

I hope you know what you're doing, because so far I don't like it one bit.

...

I still get to use mind control on the monkey though....right?

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[creature_conundrum]

Yaknow, kids these days don't have any patience anymore. As the story goes, 'round that place you oughta be thankful for whenever something's not going around.

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with this "pair" of which I know you're speaking, eh?

[varmitech]

The kid I'm talking about isn't having a problem with patience- she's having a problem NOT IGNORING ME. She keeps saying I'm the one without patience, yeah right...

And everything that's what, ever since I met those two clowns. But why do you care?

[creature_conundrum]

Oh, let's just say I might have caught wind of them once or twice over the years. Okay, I'm listening. What're your grievances with 'em anyway?

[varmitech]

....Well-

[He doesn't know WHY he's even explaining to this....THING- but he's feeling so agitated at a certian MUNDANE right now that he needs to vent somewhere.]

Let's just say they've been a big thorn in my side ever since we were kids. Always- ...always getting in the way and sticking their noses into places they DON'T belong. I'm sick of it!

And no matter where I go, they're there. I can't get away from those RATS!

[creature_conundrum]

Hah yeah, they're the very definition of scamp sometimes.

Ya ever get the idea that maybe they gotta reason for sticking their noses in?

[varmitech]

Well- ...I don't know, but that doesn't excu-..

....W...Wait a second.... you...you're acting as if you know who I'm talking about.

[creature_conundrum]

Oho, I don't think someone's paying attention. Didn't I just mention I'd heard of 'em, what, two tags ago?

[varmitech]

I am so!! But I didn't say exactly who I was talking about now did I? There's no way you could know!

[creature_conundrum]

Hey, who's to say I don't watch TV? I may know everything about you, and you'd never know.

[varmitech]

W....TV? ...What are you talking about? ...I-...I never get to be on TV.

[He admits this with a sour grumble, folding his arms hard over his chest.]

The press only recognizes those Wild Rats. Never me.

[creature_conundrum]

Aha, is that jealousy I hear?

[varmitech]

J..Jealous? I'm not JEALOUS!! I have no REASON to be jealous of those two bozos! I'm the greatest inventor this world has ever seen!

They...they just....haven't- ...SEEN it yet!

[creature_conundrum]

Sooooo? [And then suddenly Zach had a thing leaning on one shoulder with his hand in his nonexistant? chin.

Wait, how is he DOING that?]

You look like a stand up guy, I bet you could show them good.

Muse is bored and doesn't listen to his mun much anyway sooo....

[the_lion_roller]

H'did your mun ground you, Zach?

[Martin, stawp. No matter how amusing a thought that is. Stahpit.]

As if THIS Muse ever listens to his mun- all he ever does is complain :C

[varmitech]

Ground me? Ha! I'd like to see her try!

[Don't tempt me Zach.]

Mine rarely complains, I'm just starting to question who's really the mun and who's the muse here XD

[the_lion_roller]

That's too bad.

[No really, that's too bad.]

What was that about mind control and a monkey?

[Martin has excellent hearing. ...Eyesight. Reading skills. Whatever.]

HAHA- No surprise there xD

[varmitech]

Hmm...? What? Mind control- ...monkey?

W..what are you talking about?

[Yes Zach, play dumb- shouldn't be too hard for you to do Let's see how long that works.]

*snickers*

[the_lion_roller]

[This is the face of somebody who isn't buying that act. It is an act right?]

[varmitech]

[H'yeaaaah. DEFINITELY an act.]

H-...hey, don't look at me like that!! Whatever I do in my own personal time is no business of yours!

[the_lion_roller]

Ahaaa'it kinda is my business if you're using your mind control devices on other creatures.

[Actually, Zach using his mind control devices at all sort of files under, "Things Martin will involve himself in".]

[varmitech]

Hmph. Well for your information, I'm not using mind control devices on any creatures YOU would be worried about.

[If there's ONE thing he doesn't want to happen, it's Chris and Martin finding out what he's been doing in the City already. Because it definitely hasn't been anything good.]

[the_lion_roller]

Zach, there are no creatures I wouldn't be worried about.

[Especially if they're around you. Especially especially if you're using mind control devices on them.]

[varmitech]

Yeah well- technically this isn't even a creature [Robotic creature, but still.] so....you have nothing to worry about then, huh?

[the_lion_roller]

You just said it was a monkey.

[Explain how a monkey is suddenly not a creature, Zach.]

[varmitech]

A Robot monkey. Ro-BOT. Not a real monkey.

[He's probably going to argue you to the moon about this.]