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Zachary Varmitech [Wild Kratts] ([personal profile] varmitech) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-11-28 03:21 pm

Patience is a virtue

Patience? It's getting pretty dang hard for me to keep track of something I barely have with you, and patience is at the very top of my list. What's with these KIDS that keep popping up everywhere? I thought you came to this place because you were sooo excited to-

...

Ok- Ok so let me get this straight. You're not going to do anything more with me until you get through tossing me at that hunk of bolts that calls itself a robot monkey? THEN you'll do something else? Cause I'm getting tired of sitting around- I should be all over this city now that I've got my jet!

Ugh, I KNOW it can't move.

Oh and another thing. I do NOT appreciate the presence of a certain pair in this dumb city, and you know exactly who I'm talking about. WHYYY did you let them put my jet within a rock's throw of them!? Are you trying to drive me insane?

I hope you know what you're doing, because so far I don't like it one bit.

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I still get to use mind control on the monkey though....right?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, let's just say I might have caught wind of them once or twice over the years. Okay, I'm listening. What're your grievances with 'em anyway?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hah yeah, they're the very definition of scamp sometimes.

Ya ever get the idea that maybe they gotta reason for sticking their noses in?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oho, I don't think someone's paying attention. Didn't I just mention I'd heard of 'em, what, two tags ago?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, who's to say I don't watch TV? I may know everything about you, and you'd never know.
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aha, is that jealousy I hear?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sooooo? [And then suddenly Zach had a thing leaning on one shoulder with his hand in his nonexistant? chin.

Wait, how is he DOING that?]


You look like a stand up guy, I bet you could show them good.
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Then there wouldn't be a problem if ya did it right, now would there be?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
No, not from what I've heard. Though... [Completely ignoring the push, he remains as close as ever while he absently looks at his fingers, brushing his knuckles on his chest.] Leavin' animals alone for one thing would be a step in the right direction. I'm gonna give you another tip, too.

[An aside glance, and there's something almost uncharacteristically threatening in those eyes. But hey, he takes people like Zach as seriously as he takes poachers.]

You. [He pokes him in the nose and bears enough weight down to try and bend Zach's head back.] Need to leave my boys alone. I don't take any guff from guys trying to mess with the Kratts.