varmitech: (What? What is it?)
Zachary Varmitech [Wild Kratts] ([personal profile] varmitech) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-11-28 03:21 pm

Patience is a virtue

Patience? It's getting pretty dang hard for me to keep track of something I barely have with you, and patience is at the very top of my list. What's with these KIDS that keep popping up everywhere? I thought you came to this place because you were sooo excited to-

...

Ok- Ok so let me get this straight. You're not going to do anything more with me until you get through tossing me at that hunk of bolts that calls itself a robot monkey? THEN you'll do something else? Cause I'm getting tired of sitting around- I should be all over this city now that I've got my jet!

Ugh, I KNOW it can't move.

Oh and another thing. I do NOT appreciate the presence of a certain pair in this dumb city, and you know exactly who I'm talking about. WHYYY did you let them put my jet within a rock's throw of them!? Are you trying to drive me insane?

I hope you know what you're doing, because so far I don't like it one bit.

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I still get to use mind control on the monkey though....right?
creature_conundrum: (Confusing Canines)

[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yaknow, kids these days don't have any patience anymore. As the story goes, 'round that place you oughta be thankful for whenever something's not going around.

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with this "pair" of which I know you're speaking, eh?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, let's just say I might have caught wind of them once or twice over the years. Okay, I'm listening. What're your grievances with 'em anyway?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hah yeah, they're the very definition of scamp sometimes.

Ya ever get the idea that maybe they gotta reason for sticking their noses in?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oho, I don't think someone's paying attention. Didn't I just mention I'd heard of 'em, what, two tags ago?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, who's to say I don't watch TV? I may know everything about you, and you'd never know.
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aha, is that jealousy I hear?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sooooo? [And then suddenly Zach had a thing leaning on one shoulder with his hand in his nonexistant? chin.

Wait, how is he DOING that?]


You look like a stand up guy, I bet you could show them good.
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Then there wouldn't be a problem if ya did it right, now would there be?
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[personal profile] creature_conundrum 2012-11-29 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
No, not from what I've heard. Though... [Completely ignoring the push, he remains as close as ever while he absently looks at his fingers, brushing his knuckles on his chest.] Leavin' animals alone for one thing would be a step in the right direction. I'm gonna give you another tip, too.

[An aside glance, and there's something almost uncharacteristically threatening in those eyes. But hey, he takes people like Zach as seriously as he takes poachers.]

You. [He pokes him in the nose and bears enough weight down to try and bend Zach's head back.] Need to leave my boys alone. I don't take any guff from guys trying to mess with the Kratts.