Patience is a virtue

[varmitech]

Patience? It's getting pretty dang hard for me to keep track of something I barely have with you, and patience is at the very top of my list. What's with these KIDS that keep popping up everywhere? I thought you came to this place because you were sooo excited to-

...

Ok- Ok so let me get this straight. You're not going to do anything more with me until you get through tossing me at that hunk of bolts that calls itself a robot monkey? THEN you'll do something else? Cause I'm getting tired of sitting around- I should be all over this city now that I've got my jet!

Ugh, I KNOW it can't move.

Oh and another thing. I do NOT appreciate the presence of a certain pair in this dumb city, and you know exactly who I'm talking about. WHYYY did you let them put my jet within a rock's throw of them!? Are you trying to drive me insane?

I hope you know what you're doing, because so far I don't like it one bit.

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I still get to use mind control on the monkey though....right?

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[the_lion_roller]

You just said it was a monkey.

[Explain how a monkey is suddenly not a creature, Zach.]

[varmitech]

A Robot monkey. Ro-BOT. Not a real monkey.

[He's probably going to argue you to the moon about this.]

[the_lion_roller]

[Color Martin unimpressed with this logic.]

H'yeah, and I've got a friend in the city who's a robotic Peregrine falcon, but I wouldn't let you near her with one of your mind control devices either. It's still not cool.

[Said robot falcon also happens to be a Transformer but he knew her best as a robot falcon, so details.]

[varmitech]

[He rolls his eyes a bit and folds his arms tightly, scoffing.]

Well whatever. Trust me though, everything's fine. So you don't need to go worrying your little creature-loving head over nothing.

WOW ZACH *DYIIIING*

[the_lion_roller]

[Just...this face, Zach.]

HE'S A SPECIAL ONE I TELLS YA

[varmitech]

[Whaaat?]

That was amazing just...bravo *slow clap*

[the_lion_roller]

[Still this face.]

...Somehow I'm just not convinced. ...I can't imagine why.

[Dude, don't make him and Chris come over there. It's not even that long a walk either.]

[varmitech]

Yeah, I can't imagine why either!

[Aand he smirks and folds his arms again. You know Martin you might just have to do that, because he doesn't seem to be giving out any more information about his most recent 'experimenting' on a certain poor robot monkey.]

1/3

[the_lion_roller]

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2/3

[the_lion_roller]

[the_lion_roller]

[And then he grins.]

Gee, Zach, that reminds me. We never came over to see how you were doing. You know, adjusting to life in the city and whatnot.

Ha'I mean, we practically live next door! We'd be pretty bad neighbors if we didn't come over and make sure you're getting along okay. Maybe bring a house-warming present with us...you liked those Chocolate Chiparoos we gave you, right?

[The ones that decidedly weren't creature power discs, that you got in a trade, you know the ones.]

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[varmitech]

2/2

[varmitech]

[..Oh yeah. He knows the ones.]

...Ye.....yeaaaahhh- quite...a...interesting place for my jet to just- end up if you ask me.

But as much as I'd LOVE for you two to come over-

Please don't.

[No really, he means it.]

[the_lion_roller]

H'really interesting.

[Martin...]

Oho, but I insist. How else are we going to know if you're settling in alright?

[And apparently getting a jump start on mind-controlling innocent creature-citizens.]

Having to live in a city like this has to be a bit of a learning curve for you, doesn't it?

[...Martin.]

[varmitech]

[Let's stop while we're ahead Martin.]

...You can see if I'm settling in from a distance.

[A very, VERY far distance if you would be so kind.]

And what's it to you? I don't want to be in this stupid city in the first place, and unless you and your brother are utterly insane, I doubt YOU want to be here either.

[the_lion_roller]

[Martin? Stop? Surely, you jest.]

Hey, speak for yourself, Zach. Me and Chris have made some really great friends in that city.

[varmitech]

...Oh I'll bet you have.

[the_lion_roller]

[Keywords.]

[varmitech]

...At any rate- ...let's just get one thing straight here ok?

I can't move my jet, so I'm stuck next to you two. So you keep out of MY way, and I'll keep out of YOURS.

Got it?

[Zach, you better not be crossing your fingers behind your back.]

[the_lion_roller]

[Aww, lookit you, Zach, tryin' to tell him what to do, when his mun can hardly even do that, that's adorable.]

H'sure, Zach, that sounds fair. We'll leave you alone so long as you leave us and the other citizens there alone.

[He probably won't even have to hold his breath on this one, but hope springs eternal.]

[varmitech]

...Yeah. Right. Of course I will! You don't have to worry about me, Martin.

[Yep, definitely not to be trusted. Just listen to that sarcasm! But at least he's not hurting anyone right now.]

Keywords, Zach.

[the_lion_roller]

[Riiiiiggghhtt... ....He's keeping an eye out for a monkey with one of Zach's mind control helmets. Or he would if memories from threads in d_m transferred over to Ink City, but they don't, even with Martin's odd psuedo-4th Wall awareness.]

[varmitech]

[Don't worry Martin, the poor monkey probably won't be too hard to find. You might not see a mind control helmet on him due to Zach's finagling, but you WILL notice that its acting pretty strange.]

[the_lion_roller]

[Aaand now he's going to continuously poke his mun about plotting something to fix this because danged if he's going to let some poor creature, robotic or not, be stuck under Zach's control.

Lovely, I get to enjoy a litany of "Hey Mun...Mun...Munny, Munny...Mun, Mun, Mun until this gets fixed. Thanks. (j/k)]

[varmitech]

[And what's Zach going to do? He's so confident that nothing can go wrong with his plan he's going to do absolutely nothing. Let Martin poke and prod all he wants, he's NEVER going to figure it out.]