The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck is out of print ):

[wottagal]

Would you stop going on about that? I heard you loud and clear the first six hundred times. This is why I always say you take what you want, when you want it. Serves you right for waffling around like that.

Not that I see why you'd wanna read about that sorry old sop's life anyway, mind you. 'Course he probably had a lot of adventures, did a lotta stupid, brave stunts, had to beat impossible odds and rush headlong into dangers that woulda send most men screaming and he still came out on top every time...

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Shut your trap. I don't want to read your Companion copy.

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[wottagal]

Mighty Ducks? Kinda corny, but I guess it's eye-catching enough. [And pssh, Scrooge is the most unique duck in the world. She doesn't believe anyone could have a life that comes even close to his.] What's that about, "since we came to the planet"?

[nosedive]

Ehhh, it's the name our manager, Phil, chose for us when we started playing hockey in Anaheim. We all played hockey on Puckworld, anyhoo, so it was just natural to do it here.

We kinda got here through a dimensional porthole when we were fighting the Saurians (these big ugly lizard-type creeps) that took over our planet. Now they're trying to take over Earth, but we're keeping up with them in between games. We've had a lot of adventures here!