The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck is out of print ):

[wottagal]

Would you stop going on about that? I heard you loud and clear the first six hundred times. This is why I always say you take what you want, when you want it. Serves you right for waffling around like that.

Not that I see why you'd wanna read about that sorry old sop's life anyway, mind you. 'Course he probably had a lot of adventures, did a lotta stupid, brave stunts, had to beat impossible odds and rush headlong into dangers that woulda send most men screaming and he still came out on top every time...

[...]

Shut your trap. I don't want to read your Companion copy.

Comments

[shakespearealien]

What a shame. Such a read would have been of interest to me as well...

Oh my goodness!

[number_one_dime]

Goldie?!

[nosedive]

Sounds a lot like that dude had the same kinda life we Mighty Ducks have had since we came to this planet!

[femmefatalefowl]

My mundane just made a dying whale noise at that news. I assume that's not a good thing?

[dead serious, cause dying animals tend to be awesome.]