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[leastfuckedup]

Sure, you remember me now.

Fuck off.

I don't have time for this, you don't have time for this, and seriously- a canon review would probably be in order.

Now lets forget all about our little misadventures and settle back into the being blissfully ignorant of one another's existences.

...Oh come on, mentioning the Azul Crew and Caroline isn't even fair.

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[coy]

You have to come back.

[leastfuckedup]

Hello, Caroline.

[ Cue bringing up a hand to rub his temples because he's exhausted already, Christ. ]

It's a bad idea. A very bad idea. [ POINTED LOOK. ]

[coy]

But I'm out as a vampire now. And everyone is okay with it!

[leastfuckedup]

Of course they'd be okay with it, it's not like you're going around murdering children in their cribs. You bring welcome baskets and practically ooze sunshine.

You should probably get that checked.

[coy]

[ She brightens at that. ] I think oozing sunshine is a good thing.

[leastfuckedup]

I just hope it's not infectious.

[ He means that in the best way Caroline- honest. He's just an awful snarky Scottish bastard, that's all. ]

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

I'm sure your mun's forgetting someone.

[leastfuckedup]

I left you out on purpose.

[ Flat look. ]

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

Oh. Great. Good to know who someone's mates really are.

[This may be over-dramatic.]

[leastfuckedup]

Please, Stuart.

I was there to watch you go all Spider-man and attempt to break your neck. If that's not a mate then I don't know what is.

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

A real mate would have been up there with me to be my Gwen Stacy.

[leastfuckedup]

Sorry, climbing scaffolding wasn't in the job description.

Besides, it was far more amusing to watch you monkey your way up there. [ It was actually very nerve wracking but whatever, whatever, no one needs to know that. ]

[bjartskular]

[ how about just some deep-throated growling and a disastrously unattractive facial snarl. ]

[leastfuckedup]

Hello to you too, Saphira.

[bjartskular]

[ growl growl grrrr! ] ...Ashley.

[leastfuckedup]

Keeping up pleasantries as ever, I see.

[bjartskular]

I am always pleasant.

[leastfuckedup]

Oooooooooooooooof course you are.

Keeping well in your squishy human form, I hope? [ Yup he's just going to rub that one in a little more. You can practically feel the elbow. ]

[debauches]

It doesn't have the same ring to it when you say it out loud, does it? [ azul crew sounded so much cooler in theory. ]

[leastfuckedup]

It sounds like a children's tv show. It's like we should have some kind of catchy theme song to go with it.

[debauches]

It's pretty pathetic when we can't even pass for a lame crime syndicate.

For the record? I refuse to be the Patrick to your SpongeBob.

[leastfuckedup]

I'm not sure pathetic is a strong enough word to cover it.

Duly noted. You're more of a 'Sandy Cheeks' anyway.

[debauches]

I'm not nearly fuzzy enough, Greenwick. [ hmmm. ] Though, Saphira fits the bill nicely for Squidward.

[leastfuckedup]

What, then you'd prefer to be Krusty Krabs? [ Cue an eyebrow raised. ] Because we're running out of characters that I can remember the names of.

[bjartskular]

I am not a squid.