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Sure, you remember me now.

Fuck off.

I don't have time for this, you don't have time for this, and seriously- a canon review would probably be in order.

Now lets forget all about our little misadventures and settle back into the being blissfully ignorant of one another's existences.

...Oh come on, mentioning the Azul Crew and Caroline isn't even fair.

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I'm not sure pathetic is a strong enough word to cover it.

Duly noted. You're more of a 'Sandy Cheeks' anyway.

Edited 2012-11-24 07:05 (UTC)

I'm not nearly fuzzy enough, Greenwick. [ hmmm. ] Though, Saphira fits the bill nicely for Squidward.

What, then you'd prefer to be Krusty Krabs? [ Cue an eyebrow raised. ] Because we're running out of characters that I can remember the names of.

Larry the lifeguard, actually. [ what ego? ]

Are you just making that up? [ He doesn't have the most experience with Spongebob ever, okay. ] Why am I not surprised you want to be the lifeguard.

What can I say, I have a strong aversion towards shirts. [ complete with a charming smile. ] And everyone loves Larry.

I have a strong aversion towards you in shirts. [ He smirks just a little. ]

So long as I still get to touch your abs you can be whatever lifeguard you want to be.

I feel like I should thank you for supporting me if I ever decide to pursue being a lobster lifeguard.

But you're always welcome to touch.

I am not a squid.

Oh here we go. [ He looks smug. Someone bring him some popcorn! ]

You be the squid. [ Why? Because she doesn't want to be. She does not need any other reason or characteristic. ]

It's too late, I've already been labelled the sponge. You can be the squirrel instead, if you'd like. [ Trying so hard not to laugh at you Saphira. ]

Squirrels are dull creatures. I am not suited to be a squirrel.

Of course not.

Because you're a dragon. You probably can't even be bothered to eat squirrels.

[ He says this very soberly even though he's still teasing her, but he knows she won't take it as such. ]

[ Well... He's right. ]

They make up barely more than a mouthful.

Edited 2012-11-24 08:30 (UTC)

And I'm not a lobster. At least Squidward plays the clarinet.

Adding that I am definitely not a yellow sponge living in a pineapple under the sea.

But if we left you in hot water long enough, Thomas... [ Which, you're certainly in hot water with Saphira. ]

There are perks to eating pineapple, though. [ and then continuing on as if he never said that: ]

I look good in nearly every color. Red isn't the exception.

[ Stannis is the lobster here - STOP CHANGING UP HER REALITY. ]

A musical sea creature? That is just ridiculous.

[ he's a weird crossbreed of toto and a lobster. ]

Who still wears clothing. Ridiculous doesn't begin to describe it.

[ That is so gross and inedible stap. ]

Why are we even talking about things as ridiculous as this?

[ throwing ashley under the bus in 3... 2... 1: ]

Because Ashley here seems to think the Azul Crew is a children's tv show and needs a catchy theme song.

Ashley is foolish. The only song we need is the one they will sing to remember our great deeds.

[ ...Maybe her great deeds. It doesn't seem like they're going to be doing anything great or deed worthy any time soon. ]

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