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[leastfuckedup]

Sure, you remember me now.

Fuck off.

I don't have time for this, you don't have time for this, and seriously- a canon review would probably be in order.

Now lets forget all about our little misadventures and settle back into the being blissfully ignorant of one another's existences.

...Oh come on, mentioning the Azul Crew and Caroline isn't even fair.

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[bjartskular]

I am always pleasant.

[leastfuckedup]

Oooooooooooooooof course you are.

Keeping well in your squishy human form, I hope? [ Yup he's just going to rub that one in a little more. You can practically feel the elbow. ]

[bjartskular]

[ Oh she feels that elbow. Right in her over-ruffled feathers. ]

I am not squishy. [ Huff huff. ] Being a human does not automatically make me squishable. [ But solid fact is not enough. She needs to elbow him right back. In the face. ] You're squishy.

[leastfuckedup]

[ The temptation to pinch her and prove she's squishy is very, very strong. ]

Being a human absolutely makes you squishable. Have you seen how frail and fragile we actually are? [ He laughs. He's seen it first hand, trust him. Besides aren't you a dragon- haven't you squished puny humans between your teeth or something??? ] Trust me on this one, you're squishy.

[bjartskular]

[ Resist, man. Resist...! ]

I am not. [ If she were human she would be a full grown adult and be above stomping her feet and placing her hands on her hips like a petulant five year old having a tantrum (though really, she's a petulant two year old who does not respond well to change). ]

[ Though she...does have to agree. Humans are pretty easy to quash. Easier still to eat whole.... But come on, Ashley. She's not a normal human, and repeats: ]

...I am not.

[leastfuckedup]

Yes, right of course. How could I forget? You're a dragon trapped in a human's body.

A fleshy, squishy body.

[ And here comes a pinch to her arm to prove it, a bemused expression on his features as he does it. How could this possibly go wrong?? ]

[bjartskular]

[ Wow. So wrong. It could go so wrong. Mostly because when she smacks his hand away it's meant to hurt, and she might already be looking around for an open flame to set his curl red hair afire with. ]

Don't touch me.