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[leastfuckedup]

Sure, you remember me now.

Fuck off.

I don't have time for this, you don't have time for this, and seriously- a canon review would probably be in order.

Now lets forget all about our little misadventures and settle back into the being blissfully ignorant of one another's existences.

...Oh come on, mentioning the Azul Crew and Caroline isn't even fair.

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[coy]

You have to come back.

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

I'm sure your mun's forgetting someone.

[leastfuckedup]

I left you out on purpose.

[ Flat look. ]

[leastfuckedup]

Hello, Caroline.

[ Cue bringing up a hand to rub his temples because he's exhausted already, Christ. ]

It's a bad idea. A very bad idea. [ POINTED LOOK. ]

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

Oh. Great. Good to know who someone's mates really are.

[This may be over-dramatic.]

[coy]

But I'm out as a vampire now. And everyone is okay with it!

[leastfuckedup]

Of course they'd be okay with it, it's not like you're going around murdering children in their cribs. You bring welcome baskets and practically ooze sunshine.

You should probably get that checked.

[leastfuckedup]

Please, Stuart.

I was there to watch you go all Spider-man and attempt to break your neck. If that's not a mate then I don't know what is.

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

A real mate would have been up there with me to be my Gwen Stacy.

[leastfuckedup]

Sorry, climbing scaffolding wasn't in the job description.

Besides, it was far more amusing to watch you monkey your way up there. [ It was actually very nerve wracking but whatever, whatever, no one needs to know that. ]

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

Monkey or Spider-Man. Make up your mind.

[coy]

[ She brightens at that. ] I think oozing sunshine is a good thing.

[leastfuckedup]

Same difference!

Fine. Monkey. They're hairier.

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

You could've got away with it if you said Spider Monkey, by the way.

Also, pot calling kettle on the hair thing.

[leastfuckedup]

I just hope it's not infectious.

[ He means that in the best way Caroline- honest. He's just an awful snarky Scottish bastard, that's all. ]

[coy]

It is and someday, you'll get it.

[leastfuckedup]

I hope someone has the courtesy to put me down before that happens.

[coy]

No way, I'm strapping you to a chair.

[bjartskular]

[ how about just some deep-throated growling and a disastrously unattractive facial snarl. ]

[leastfuckedup]

Hello to you too, Saphira.

[leastfuckedup]

Caroline have mercy! I'll burn to a crisp!

[coy]

Don't tell me you're not into that. Well, not the crisp part I mean.

[bjartskular]

[ growl growl grrrr! ] ...Ashley.

[leastfuckedup]

Whatever.

The difference is I'm adorable.

[leastfuckedup]

Keeping up pleasantries as ever, I see.