first time roleplaying in forever. you can probably tell.

[carcinogenetic]

NO.
NO, I AM NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU SYSTEMATICALLY MAKE MY LIFE EVEN MORE OF A FLAMING BALL OF SHIT THAN IT ALREADY IS IN THE NAME OF "PRETENDY FUN TIMES." I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M "FUNNY" OR THAT YOU SAY I'M YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER. THERE'S ACTUALLY A NAME FOR THAT, YOU KNOW. WHEN YOU CALL SOMEONE YOUR FAVORITE AND THEN PUT THEM THROUGH THIS HORSEBEAST EXCREMENT. IT'S CALLED SADISM, YOU NOOKSNIFFING WASTE OF FINGERS TO TYPE WITH.
OH, I'M SORRY, THAT'S MORE THAN A BASIC FOUR LETTER WORD. YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN BRAIN PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT.
FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, FORGET ANY PLANS YOU HAVE FOR JUST TOSSING ME AT ANY GAME THAT COMES ALONG. I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE [he stretches on tiptoe, hand in the air, to indicate a height as far above his head as he can reach. which isn't very far.] WITH SHITTY GAMES AND THEIR INEVITABLE SHITTY ENDINGS, ALL RIGHT?
GOT IT?
...
GOT IT?
OKAY, A NOD. A NOD'S SOMETHING. SHOWS THERE'S AT LEAST SOMETHING WORKING IN THAT FLIMSY HUMAN SKULL OF YOURS. I CAN WORK WITH A NOD FOR NOW.



FOR NOW.

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[troll_mary]

[This may or may not be random to Karkat but he was getting hugs from the rather emotional woman. She wasn't expecting to see him here and it was a rather sudden reaction that she couldn't alter.]

[carcinogenetic]

[WHARBARGLFDKDFJKN WHAT IS GOING ON WHY THE SUDDEN HUGS. LOTS OF ARM FLAILING.]

[troll_mary]

[She would let go after a moment.]

I Am Sorry Emotion Swept Over Me From Seeing You In A Way I Could Not Control
Are You Aware Of Who I Am Or Did I Just Startle You Far More Than I Thought At First?

[carcinogenetic]

[He steps back, looking her up and down. Some version of Kanaya from the future, maybe? She certainly looks it, but... no. There's something different about her.]

NO.
ER. WHO ARE YOU?

[troll_mary]

You Would Likely Call Me The Dolorosa
I Was The Caretaker For Your Ancestor Even Though That Is Unorthodox
You Almost Appear Like Him When He Was Your Age So I Simply Reacted
I Apologize

[carcinogenetic]

[Normally he'd snap back at her about how he's nothing like his ancestor, how he doesn't want to be compared to the reason he should have been culled sweeps ago. (Well. One of the reasons. The big reason, anyway.) But again, something about her...]

IT'S OKAY. I GUESS.
JUST ASK BEFORE YOU GO AROUND SMOTHERING PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

[troll_mary]

I Will Next Time I Promise
[She had to smile, he wasn't exactly like his ancestor, that was for sure but he had a certain charm about him.]