first time roleplaying in forever. you can probably tell.

[carcinogenetic]

NO.
NO, I AM NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU SYSTEMATICALLY MAKE MY LIFE EVEN MORE OF A FLAMING BALL OF SHIT THAN IT ALREADY IS IN THE NAME OF "PRETENDY FUN TIMES." I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M "FUNNY" OR THAT YOU SAY I'M YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER. THERE'S ACTUALLY A NAME FOR THAT, YOU KNOW. WHEN YOU CALL SOMEONE YOUR FAVORITE AND THEN PUT THEM THROUGH THIS HORSEBEAST EXCREMENT. IT'S CALLED SADISM, YOU NOOKSNIFFING WASTE OF FINGERS TO TYPE WITH.
OH, I'M SORRY, THAT'S MORE THAN A BASIC FOUR LETTER WORD. YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN BRAIN PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT.
FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, FORGET ANY PLANS YOU HAVE FOR JUST TOSSING ME AT ANY GAME THAT COMES ALONG. I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE [he stretches on tiptoe, hand in the air, to indicate a height as far above his head as he can reach. which isn't very far.] WITH SHITTY GAMES AND THEIR INEVITABLE SHITTY ENDINGS, ALL RIGHT?
GOT IT?
...
GOT IT?
OKAY, A NOD. A NOD'S SOMETHING. SHOWS THERE'S AT LEAST SOMETHING WORKING IN THAT FLIMSY HUMAN SKULL OF YOURS. I CAN WORK WITH A NOD FOR NOW.



FOR NOW.