dear_mun | first time roleplaying in forever. you can probably tell.

NO.
NO, I AM NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU SYSTEMATICALLY MAKE MY LIFE EVEN MORE OF A FLAMING BALL OF SHIT THAN IT ALREADY IS IN THE NAME OF "PRETENDY FUN TIMES." I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M "FUNNY" OR THAT YOU SAY I'M YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER. THERE'S ACTUALLY A NAME FOR THAT, YOU KNOW. WHEN YOU CALL SOMEONE YOUR FAVORITE AND THEN PUT THEM THROUGH THIS HORSEBEAST EXCREMENT. IT'S CALLED SADISM, YOU NOOKSNIFFING WASTE OF FINGERS TO TYPE WITH.
OH, I'M SORRY, THAT'S MORE THAN A BASIC FOUR LETTER WORD. YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN BRAIN PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT.
FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, FORGET ANY PLANS YOU HAVE FOR JUST TOSSING ME AT ANY GAME THAT COMES ALONG. I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE [he stretches on tiptoe, hand in the air, to indicate a height as far above his head as he can reach. which isn't very far.] WITH SHITTY GAMES AND THEIR INEVITABLE SHITTY ENDINGS, ALL RIGHT?
GOT IT?
...
GOT IT?
OKAY, A NOD. A NOD'S SOMETHING. SHOWS THERE'S AT LEAST SOMETHING WORKING IN THAT FLIMSY HUMAN SKULL OF YOURS. I CAN WORK WITH A NOD FOR NOW.

FOR NOW.

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[This may or may not be random to Karkat but he was getting hugs from the rather emotional woman. She wasn't expecting to see him here and it was a rather sudden reaction that she couldn't alter.]

[WHARBARGLFDKDFJKN WHAT IS GOING ON WHY THE SUDDEN HUGS. LOTS OF ARM FLAILING.]

[She would let go after a moment.]

I Am Sorry Emotion Swept Over Me From Seeing You In A Way I Could Not Control
Are You Aware Of Who I Am Or Did I Just Startle You Far More Than I Thought At First?

[He steps back, looking her up and down. Some version of Kanaya from the future, maybe? She certainly looks it, but... no. There's something different about her.]

NO.
ER. WHO ARE YOU?

You Would Likely Call Me The Dolorosa
I Was The Caretaker For Your Ancestor Even Though That Is Unorthodox
You Almost Appear Like Him When He Was Your Age So I Simply Reacted
I Apologize

[Normally he'd snap back at her about how he's nothing like his ancestor, how he doesn't want to be compared to the reason he should have been culled sweeps ago. (Well. One of the reasons. The big reason, anyway.) But again, something about her...]

IT'S OKAY. I GUESS.
JUST ASK BEFORE YOU GO AROUND SMOTHERING PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

I Will Next Time I Promise
[She had to smile, he wasn't exactly like his ancestor, that was for sure but he had a certain charm about him.]

HOW C9N YOU ST9ND THERE, SO 6OLDLY 9ND YET SEEM SO UNSURE OF THE SIMPLE THINGS YOU 9RE S9YING?
TO H9VE 9 HUM9N, 9N 9LIEN R9CE WILLING TO 9CCEPT YOU, LOVE YOU DESPITE YOUR DIFFERENCES, IS THIS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO SATISFY?
H9D I 6EEN GIVEN THE CH9NCE YOUR HUM9N IS WILLING TO 6ESTOW UPON YOU, I WOULD T9KE TH9T CH9NCE ... 9ND RUN WITH IT DESPITE THE OUTCOME OF THE END G9ME.
I 9M NOT HERE TO JUDGE YOU LITTLE ONE, ONLY TO ENCOUR9GE YOU TO BR9NCE OUT, LET YOUR HUM9N 6E YOUR GUIDE.
6UT DO NOT 6E SO FOOLISH 9S TO 6ECOME CONTENT, YOU M9Y FIND YOURSELF IN TROU6LING TIMES. YOUR PIERS COULD TURN 9G9INST YOU, YOUR MORIR9IL 9TTEMPT TO T9KE YOUR LIFE ... 6UT IS TH9T NOT WH9T WE 9LTERNI9NS LIVE FOR?
I TRIED TO CH9NGE THIS W9Y OF LIFE ... 9ND I H9VE F9ILD, BUT YOU 9RE STILL YOUNG.
SO GO, GO OUT 9ND LIVE E9CH 9DVENTURE YOUR HUM9N SENDS YOU ON, E9CH NEW G9ME, E9CH NEW PL9NET.

6EC9USE I GU9R9NTEE YOU ... THE LIFE YOU LE9D NOW, IS NOT 9S H9RD 9S YOU FUCKING 6ELIEVIE IT TO 6E.

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR GUARANTEES.
OR EVEN THE TINIEST FRACTION OF A SHIT.
DON'T YOU FUCKING PREACH AT ME ABOUT LIVING MY LIFE. OR ACCEPTANCE OR -
ANY OF THAT.
AND IT'S NOT A FUCKING ADVENTURE. OH, SORRY, 9VENTURE. THAT IMPLIES THERE'S ACTUALLY SOME SORT OF POINT TO IT. WHICH THERE ISN'T. EXCEPT THIS HUMAN PUTTING ME THROUGH EVEN MORE STUPIDITY JUST SO THEY HAVE A WAY TO PASS TIME IN THEIR MISERABLE EXISTENCE.

AND I'M NOT LITTLE.

YOUR L9CK OF COMPASSION W9S EXPECTED, 9S W9S YOUR 9TTITUDE.
THOUGH I 9M SORRY YOU FEEL TH9T I 9M SIMPLY PRE9CHING, TH9T MY WORDS ME9N NOTHING MORE TO YOU TH9N 9 FOOLISH TROLLS FORGOTTEN 9ND 6ROKEN DRE9MS.
THOUGH YOUR 6L9T9NT MOCKERY OF MY SYM69LS OFFENDS ME GRE9TLY....

YOU H9VE SUCH A LONG P9TH 9HE9D OF YOU 6EFORE YOU WILL 6ECOME 9NYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKING LITTLE

... SPARE ME THE WISER-THAN-THOU HOOFBEAST SHIT.

I KNOW YOU HOLD SO MUCH RESENTMENT TOWARDS ME, BUT YOUR 9NGER IS R9W 9ND DIRECTED WRONGLY.

FORGIVE ME FOR 9CTU9LLY GIVING A FUCKING FUCK 9BOUT THE FUTURE GENER9TIONS OF OUR PL9NNET.

[The Signless pulled his robes away from his face, his hood lowered. The likeness between the two of them was remarkable.]

WE 9RE NOT SO DIFFERENT, ON THE OUTSIDE 9S WELL 9S THE INSIDE... NO M9TTER HOW YOU HIDE IT... DO YOU DRE9M LIKE I USED TO?

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well SOMEONE has a lot of resentment towards their ancestor

Oh Karkles why so angry ;~;

because that is his default mode. tiny little ball of anger.

That anger was inherited you know ....