so rusty... so very very rusty...

[sugartitties]

You interrupted my lemon meringue pie time for this? I'd prefer to stay on dessert planet than go back to that dump, fuck you very much.

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[pattan]

You're really coming back?!

[sugartitties]

Unfortunately. Why? Are you still there or something?

[pattan]

Yeah! I never left!

[sugartitties]

That blows for you, doesn't it? Guess it's not all that bad if you're there. I'll need you to help me get back into things.

[meaning: you're going to give me your money to buy things, you're going to fill out my forms, and you're going to be sleeping on the couch while i get the bed.]

[pattan]

Panty-san is going to be so happy!

We were talking about you a few weeks ago!

[sugartitties]

...

Dick for brains is still there?

[pattan]

Yeah. She's by herself.

So I tried to keep her company.

[sugartitties]

Keeping her company is like taking care of a two year old.

[pattan]

It is.

[sugartitties]

Good luck~ ♥.

[like hell she's going to help you.]

[pattan]

But still! You're coming back! I'm so happy!

[sugartitties]

[still not entirely used to someone being happy to see her.]

... Don't piss yourself all over the floor. These are new shoes.

[pattan]

You heard about that too?!

[sugartitties]

...

[pattan]

... ... ...

[sugartitties]

I guess it's true that all nerds have bodily function issues.

[a random fact that she made up.]

[pattan]

THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY TRUE!!

[sugartitties]

Geek boy does it and you admitted to it, so it's a fact.

[pattan]

I DID IT ONCE!! AND IT WAS BECAUSE A DINOSAUR HAD A GUN TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!

[sugartitties]

Dinosaur? Aren't those shits dead or something?

[pattan]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT BUT THIS ONE HAD A GUN!!

[sugartitties]

Did it shoot you?

[pattan]

No, I peed on it and it headbutted me.

[sugartitties]

You pissed on the dinosaur?

[pattan]

[Can you feel the shame.]