so rusty... so very very rusty...

[sugartitties]

You interrupted my lemon meringue pie time for this? I'd prefer to stay on dessert planet than go back to that dump, fuck you very much.

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[pattan]

No, I peed on it and it headbutted me.

[sugartitties]

You pissed on the dinosaur?

[pattan]

[Can you feel the shame.]

[sugartitties]

[LAUGHING HER ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!]

[pattan]

IT'S NOT FUNNY!!

[sugartitties]

You're right. It's fucking hilarious.

[pattan]

It's embarrassing!

[sugartitties]

And pathetic.

[pattan]

[Dammit.]

[sugartitties]

It's okay, Glasses boy. We need pathetic people like you. Otherwise, people like me would be bored with nothing to amuse us.

[pattan]

I'M NOT THAT PATHETIC!!

[sugartitties]

Are you sure?

[pattan]

POSITIVE!

[sugartitties]

Whatever you say, Pissy Boy.

[pattan]

DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

[sugartitties]

Haah? Why not?

[pattan]

BECAUSE THAT'S WORSE THAN EMBARRASSING!!

IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE I WET MYSELF ALL THE TIME!!

[sugartitties]

You mean you don't?

[pattan]

SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?!

[sugartitties]

Since I've met you.

[pattan]

THAT'S THE FIRST IMPRESSION THAT I GAVE?!

[sugartitties]

Haah? What's wrong with that?

[pattan]

WHAT'S RIGHT WITH IT?!

[sugartitties]

It fits your personality fairly well. When you get overexcited, you piss. When you get scared, you piss. When you get horny over a girl, you piss.

[pattan]

I'VE NEVER DONE ANY--...

I'VE ONLY DONE ONE OF THOSE THINGS!!!