so rusty... so very very rusty...

[sugartitties]

You interrupted my lemon meringue pie time for this? I'd prefer to stay on dessert planet than go back to that dump, fuck you very much.

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[sugartitties]

Haah? What's wrong with that?

[pattan]

WHAT'S RIGHT WITH IT?!

[sugartitties]

It fits your personality fairly well. When you get overexcited, you piss. When you get scared, you piss. When you get horny over a girl, you piss.

[pattan]

I'VE NEVER DONE ANY--...

I'VE ONLY DONE ONE OF THOSE THINGS!!!

[sugartitties]

Oi, puddles. What did I say about my shoes? Do I need to buy you a matt?

[pattan]

THAT ISN'T MINE!!!

[sugartitties]

Check your diaper.

[pattan]

CHECK YOUR BRAIN!!

[sugartitties]

Don't feel ashamed. It's common for nerds to do it, remember?

[pattan]

YOU'RE JUST MAKING THINGS UP!!

[sugartitties]

I've read it in a magazine.

[pattan]

WHAT KIND OF MAGAZINE WOULD PUBLISH SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!

[sugartitties]

[she opens up some teen magazine and shows him a page. but it's being taped over some notebook paper that's written:]

[pattan]

[This]

[Face]

[Forever]

[sugartitties]

Don't look at me. It's in the book.

[pattan]

[He grabs one of HIS teen otaku magazines and a paper.]

[He quickly scribbles before holding up his own page.]

"Studies and extensive research have concluded one universal fact: Angels are fat jerks."

[sugartitties]

I was only fat for one fucking episode!

[pattan]

I'm standing by this claim. The author seems to really be an authority on assholes.

[sugartitties]

Fuck you, Piss stain.

[pattan]

More evidence in favor of the explanation!

[sugartitties]

[IGNORING. she'll be playing with her bone kitten for a bit.]

[pattan]

You can deal it out but you can't take it?

[sugartitties]

I wonder if my favorite sweet shop will be open when I arrived.

[pattan]

Buk-cake?

It's still there.

[sugartitties]

Ah, really? I can't wait to visit ♥.