so rusty... so very very rusty...

[sugartitties]

You interrupted my lemon meringue pie time for this? I'd prefer to stay on dessert planet than go back to that dump, fuck you very much.

Comments

[sugartitties]

[still not entirely used to someone being happy to see her.]

... Don't piss yourself all over the floor. These are new shoes.

[pattan]

You heard about that too?!

[sugartitties]

...

[pattan]

... ... ...

[sugartitties]

I guess it's true that all nerds have bodily function issues.

[a random fact that she made up.]

[pattan]

THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY TRUE!!

[sugartitties]

Geek boy does it and you admitted to it, so it's a fact.

[pattan]

I DID IT ONCE!! AND IT WAS BECAUSE A DINOSAUR HAD A GUN TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!

[sugartitties]

Dinosaur? Aren't those shits dead or something?

[pattan]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT BUT THIS ONE HAD A GUN!!

[sugartitties]

Did it shoot you?

[pattan]

No, I peed on it and it headbutted me.

[sugartitties]

You pissed on the dinosaur?

[pattan]

[Can you feel the shame.]

[sugartitties]

[LAUGHING HER ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!]

[pattan]

IT'S NOT FUNNY!!

[sugartitties]

You're right. It's fucking hilarious.

[pattan]

It's embarrassing!

[sugartitties]

And pathetic.

[pattan]

[Dammit.]

[sugartitties]

It's okay, Glasses boy. We need pathetic people like you. Otherwise, people like me would be bored with nothing to amuse us.

[pattan]

I'M NOT THAT PATHETIC!!

[sugartitties]

Are you sure?

[pattan]

POSITIVE!

[sugartitties]

Whatever you say, Pissy Boy.