voice testing like juice, possibly for ink_city's 4th wall

[smokeb0mbs]

Yo-o-o! Mun!
Okay, time to spill, what the cheese is happening over there? Yaknow, at that place I keep hearing about? Where someTHING is gonna happen soon?
You keep talking about how awesome it's gonna be, so whatever it is it sounds SERIOUSLY bruce! And I want in!
C'mon, anything's better on Halloween than chasing down my science teacher's husband's reanimated skeleton or dealing with radioactive candy zombies! ... Man, that sounds so weird saying it out loud.

Why are you even worried? This is THE NINJA you've got for a muse now, remember?
... My "Randyisms"? What the juice are you even talking about?

Alright alright, the Nomicon did say something yesterday about "To be without practice is to lose yourself", so... let's do it your way, and get practicing!

By the way, why'd the old guy with the yellow eyes and the ritzy suit think the name "Ninjanomicon" was "cute", anyway?

Comments

[smokeb0mbs]

Yeah yeah, the whole going mad with power and turning over to the dark side thing, I know it. But that's never happened to The Ninja before, I think, so I doubt I'll be the first.

That's it? ... You don't by any chance, uh, remember that incantation, do you?

[littledipper]

No. But trust me dude, it's way more trouble than it's worth...

I still have the bruises to prove it.

[smokeb0mbs]

Oh c'mon! I won't make the same mistakes you did! ... Whatever those were!

[littledipper]

No can do, don't wanna risk it.

Besides, why do you need to meet someone from a video game anyway? Don't you have, ninja powers or something?

[smokeb0mbs]

Well, yeah, but think of all the bruce ninja skills I could learn from them! There might even be a special extra lives technique!

[... Randy do you even listen to the things that come out of your mouth.]

[littledipper]

I'm...not sure if the same principles apply.

[smokeb0mbs]

[Psssh.]

What? Man, that's wonk.