voice testing like juice, possibly for ink_city's 4th wall

[smokeb0mbs]

Yo-o-o! Mun!
Okay, time to spill, what the cheese is happening over there? Yaknow, at that place I keep hearing about? Where someTHING is gonna happen soon?
You keep talking about how awesome it's gonna be, so whatever it is it sounds SERIOUSLY bruce! And I want in!
C'mon, anything's better on Halloween than chasing down my science teacher's husband's reanimated skeleton or dealing with radioactive candy zombies! ... Man, that sounds so weird saying it out loud.

Why are you even worried? This is THE NINJA you've got for a muse now, remember?
... My "Randyisms"? What the juice are you even talking about?

Alright alright, the Nomicon did say something yesterday about "To be without practice is to lose yourself", so... let's do it your way, and get practicing!

By the way, why'd the old guy with the yellow eyes and the ritzy suit think the name "Ninjanomicon" was "cute", anyway?

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[smokeb0mbs]

[They would think the Nomicon is a sassy clingy bitch. Even though that's just what Randy thinks,]

Wait, really? Where?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You're kind of looking at one?

[Makes a small flame in her hand before it vanishes again. Normally she's not very good at the whole trying to control fire at will thing, but to demonstrate what she wanted to - it worked.]

Ta-daaa?

[smokeb0mbs]

.. Oh. My. Swe--
Wait.
Aren't dragons like, big lizards with wings and claws and scales and all that stuff?

1.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Groaaaaaan.]

Why do they always NEED to be shown?! It's never, Okay I believe you! Unless you change into the huge scaley monster they're never convinced?

Well fine--

2.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[One dragon transformation later.]

Now do you believe me?

1/2

[smokeb0mbs]

...
Oh. My. SWEE-E-E-ET!

[He actually finished his exclamation that time.]

Holy cheese. You're really a dragon. You turn! Into a dragon! How HONKIN' BRUCE would it be to actually go on a date with a hot college girl who turns into a DRAGON?!

2/2

[smokeb0mbs]

... U-Uh, I mean... what I meant was...

[ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You think I'm hot?

[Someone's looking a little smug with herself right now.]

[smokeb0mbs]

... Well... yeah! You are one seriously choice babe.
And the dragon thing? That is like... Whoa. Off. The. RAILS!

[He's actually half confused right now, since girls usually get angry when you say they're attractive, which he never really understood but hey. Saft's actually not upset and he's not complaining.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Granted normally when people try and compliment me like that I'm normally kinda freaked out. I don't try and be anything special you know...

Ugh and then it's like "Oooh you're a dragon that makes you twice as wantable" or something it gets really old.

[She sighs a little] At least you're not a major creep about it though.

[smokeb0mbs]

Heh, well it's... good to know I'm NOT a major creep!

[He laughs nervously.]

I'm, uh, glad you're not mad though.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I don't mind!

[She laughs again.]

Be as...uh "Bruce" as you wanna be.

[smokeb0mbs]

I always am!

But yeah, you are actually one of the coolest chicks I've ever met, so...
I guess we're friends?
... Could we still get pizza?
Yaknow, as friends.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well... [Twiddling with her hair a little, Avoiding eye-contact just a split second here because she's having fun keeping Randy on his feet with her.]

I was sort of thinking maybe...I'd love to go get pizza, as friends.