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dear_mun2012-10-21 10:24 pm
smokeb0mbs) wrote in dear_mun2012-10-21 10:24 pm
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voice testing like juice, possibly for ink_city's 4th wall
Yo-o-o! Mun!
Okay, time to spill, what the cheese is happening over there? Yaknow, at that place I keep hearing about? Where someTHING is gonna happen soon?
You keep talking about how awesome it's gonna be, so whatever it is it sounds SERIOUSLY bruce! And I want in!
C'mon, anything's better on Halloween than chasing down my science teacher's husband's reanimated skeleton or dealing with radioactive candy zombies! ... Man, that sounds so weird saying it out loud.
Why are you even worried? This is THE NINJA you've got for a muse now, remember?
... My "Randyisms"? What the juice are you even talking about?
Alright alright, the Nomicon did say something yesterday about "To be without practice is to lose yourself", so... let's do it your way, and get practicing!
By the way, why'd the old guy with the yellow eyes and the ritzy suit think the name "Ninjanomicon" was "cute", anyway?
Okay, time to spill, what the cheese is happening over there? Yaknow, at that place I keep hearing about? Where someTHING is gonna happen soon?
You keep talking about how awesome it's gonna be, so whatever it is it sounds SERIOUSLY bruce! And I want in!
C'mon, anything's better on Halloween than chasing down my science teacher's husband's reanimated skeleton or dealing with radioactive candy zombies! ... Man, that sounds so weird saying it out loud.
Why are you even worried? This is THE NINJA you've got for a muse now, remember?
... My "Randyisms"? What the juice are you even talking about?
Alright alright, the Nomicon did say something yesterday about "To be without practice is to lose yourself", so... let's do it your way, and get practicing!
By the way, why'd the old guy with the yellow eyes and the ritzy suit think the name "Ninjanomicon" was "cute", anyway?
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[Then again Leo's the ONLY ninja she's met.]
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... Not that I've got anything against mutant reptiles. [So long as they aren't his stank'd classmates.]
Or pizza. Could go for some right now, actually.
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So does that mean if I wanted to I could be a minja too?
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Name's Randy, by the way. Randy Cunningham.
[He's glad that here, he doesn't have to be so secret about his secret identity, at least not to anyone who doesn't seem like a bad guy.
Which means a lot more bragging.Also, he... might be under the impression you're a hot college chick, Saft. Just an fyi.]
Uh, maybe? Where I'm from, The Ninja is chosen every four years. They protect the school and then after they graduate, a new one gets chosen. [At least he's pretty sure that's how it works.]
So I dunno, maybe you'd have to be chosen too! You think you got what it takes to be a ninja?
[He says with a bit of a teasing smirk.]
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Four years doesn't seem like a long time though, I mean...what happens afterwards do you just get on with you life like "Hey did you know I was a ninja once?" seems anticlimactic if you ask me.
But yeah, I think I could handle being a ninja.
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[To him, yes. A rich one that goes to one of those really fancy and expensive universities or something too.
... Yeah he's a bit of an idiot sometimes.]... Huh, never thought about it that way, but yeah, I guess? We probably just do go on with our lives like normal after we're done, though I did kinda... hear this one rumor...
Are you sure? It's pretty tough, you gotta fight evil robots all the time and destank everybody when they turn into monsters! Plus any other freaky stuff that happens, like mutant killer potatoes.
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A rumor...?
To be honest that really doesn't sound too different than the stuff I'm used to...and as long as there isn't any mutant killer mushrooms involved I think I'd be a pretty good ninja.
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Man, I think high school itself would do that!
But yeah, I dunno, mutant killer potatoes WERE a thing... there might be mushrooms too. But hey, if there are? You can ALWAYS count on me to protect you.
[He probably thinks he's being really smooth right now. Randy you corny derp.]
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[Saft laughs a little at Randy. She's not really all that into him as he is apparently is into her but it's cute in a way.] Well I doubt I'll need protecting but thank you.
...So out of interest you ever had any experience with say...
dragons?
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Well if you ever get attacked by a mutant killer mushroom and change your mind... The Ninja's got your back~
[He says with a wink. What a dork.]
Dragons? You mean like... robot ones?
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WAIT! I can find out!
[And that's when he takes out a large book with a very ornate eastern design: The Ninjanomicon. As he opens it, its pages give off a mystical red glow, and for a long moment, he appears to be completely in a trance. Until...]
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[He says sarcastically, closing the book.]
All it said was "The creature of legend is before your eyes." What the juice? I don't see any dragons around here! Do you?
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[Sorry, Randy she got totally distracted by the book there. Festivus isn't with her but she can't help but wonder what that book would make of The Ninjanomicon.]
...Well to be perfectly honest with you Randy, It wasn't lying. There is a dragon around here.
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[They would think the Nomicon is a sassy clingy bitch. Even though that's just what Randy thinks,]Wait, really? Where?
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[Makes a small flame in her hand before it vanishes again. Normally she's not very good at the whole trying to control fire at will thing, but to demonstrate what she wanted to - it worked.]
Ta-daaa?
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Wait.
Aren't dragons like, big lizards with wings and claws and scales and all that stuff?
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Why do they always NEED to be shown?! It's never, Okay I believe you! Unless you change into the huge scaley monster they're never convinced?
Well fine--
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Now do you believe me?
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Oh. My. SWEE-E-E-ET!
[He actually finished his exclamation that time.]
Holy cheese. You're really a dragon. You turn! Into a dragon! How HONKIN' BRUCE would it be to actually go on a date with a hot college girl who turns into a DRAGON?!
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[ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.]
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[Someone's looking a little smug with herself right now.]
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And the dragon thing? That is like... Whoa. Off. The. RAILS!
[He's actually half confused right now, since girls usually get angry when you say they're attractive, which he never really understood but hey. Saft's actually not upset and he's not complaining.]
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