...Excuse me?

[bluesteelranger]

Creator,

Are they serious? Are you serious?! KISS a HUMAN? ....you must be joking. Really. You must be. I will not touch a human especially in such a lustful manner!

::glare::

-Renne

Comments

[bluesteelranger]

I do not, when one applies only Human anatomy.

[strongestcoward]

...It's sort of a 'yes' or 'no' question. Lots of creatures have lips. Nothing to do with humans.

[bluesteelranger]

Well...if you wish that much cut-and-dryness. Yes, I do.

[strongestcoward]

Yes and no questions are usually cut and dry, so obviously I would wish it. But the question is, can you pucker them?

[bluesteelranger]

Pucker? What does this mean? ::Confused face::

[strongestcoward]

You know what a kiss is, but not what puckering is? That's like knowing what a boat is but not know what water is.

[bluesteelranger]

Kissing involves putting one's tongue in another's mouth, does it not?

[strongestcoward]

It can, but you can put anchovies on pizza. That doesn't mean anchovies are pizza.

[bluesteelranger]

How else do you kiss?

[strongestcoward]

Read a book.

[bluesteelranger]

Do you have one I could read with my fingers?

[strongestcoward]

I don't carry ANY books on kissing with me, idiot! Why would I?

[bluesteelranger]

No need for insults, Human.

[strongestcoward]

I'm not a human. Now that's an insult! Don't presume things are human because you're unimaginative.

[bluesteelranger]

I am not unimagnative. I merely cannot see you. What are you exactly?

[strongestcoward]

You can't see it, so you assume it's human? No imagination. For all you know I'm a twenty foot tall purple and mauve polka dotted six headed elephant with snakes for legs.

[bluesteelranger]

I can tell by your voice you are not such a creature. And by your walk. My hearing is not too bad.

[strongestcoward]

No imagination. You don't know what a creature like that would sound like.

Also?

Not that good, because I fly everywhere. I haven't walked for eight hundred years.

[bluesteelranger]

Please. I do not wish to be insulted. I am neither deaf nor tactually impaired. Shall I sniff you?

[strongestcoward]

You're definitely one.

Try it and lose your nose.

[bluesteelranger]

Indeed. What have you against me?

[strongestcoward]

I'm sure I would have something against you if I cared enough to have an opinion.

As it is, nothing. I just don't want something sticking it's snout into my personal bubble. It's disgusting.

[bluesteelranger]

I take it a handshake may be turned down? I believe I understand there are....taboos in place, as per meeting an individual? I do not know many or much of such things yet.

[strongestcoward]

I don't shake hands. I don't want your germs. That's also why I don't want your smell sucking face shoved anywhere near me, you creepy little monster.

[bluesteelranger]

Then please depart from me until you have learned the value of Diversity. Yes, that is likely ironic coming from me but I speak from experience.