...Excuse me?

[bluesteelranger]

Creator,

Are they serious? Are you serious?! KISS a HUMAN? ....you must be joking. Really. You must be. I will not touch a human especially in such a lustful manner!

::glare::

-Renne

Comments

[bluesteelranger]

Kissing involves putting one's tongue in another's mouth, does it not?

[strongestcoward]

It can, but you can put anchovies on pizza. That doesn't mean anchovies are pizza.

[bluesteelranger]

How else do you kiss?

[strongestcoward]

Read a book.

[bluesteelranger]

Do you have one I could read with my fingers?

[strongestcoward]

I don't carry ANY books on kissing with me, idiot! Why would I?

[bluesteelranger]

No need for insults, Human.

[strongestcoward]

I'm not a human. Now that's an insult! Don't presume things are human because you're unimaginative.

[bluesteelranger]

I am not unimagnative. I merely cannot see you. What are you exactly?

[strongestcoward]

You can't see it, so you assume it's human? No imagination. For all you know I'm a twenty foot tall purple and mauve polka dotted six headed elephant with snakes for legs.

[bluesteelranger]

I can tell by your voice you are not such a creature. And by your walk. My hearing is not too bad.

[strongestcoward]

No imagination. You don't know what a creature like that would sound like.

Also?

Not that good, because I fly everywhere. I haven't walked for eight hundred years.

[bluesteelranger]

Please. I do not wish to be insulted. I am neither deaf nor tactually impaired. Shall I sniff you?

[strongestcoward]

You're definitely one.

Try it and lose your nose.

[bluesteelranger]

Indeed. What have you against me?

[strongestcoward]

I'm sure I would have something against you if I cared enough to have an opinion.

As it is, nothing. I just don't want something sticking it's snout into my personal bubble. It's disgusting.

[bluesteelranger]

I take it a handshake may be turned down? I believe I understand there are....taboos in place, as per meeting an individual? I do not know many or much of such things yet.

[strongestcoward]

I don't shake hands. I don't want your germs. That's also why I don't want your smell sucking face shoved anywhere near me, you creepy little monster.

[bluesteelranger]

Then please depart from me until you have learned the value of Diversity. Yes, that is likely ironic coming from me but I speak from experience.

[strongestcoward]

Diversity doesn't mean 'accept whatever others offer.' If you met a race of people who smeared their faeces on your face as greeting, you wouldn't take it.

[bluesteelranger]

You know what I meant, at least I think you did. Please do not patronise me.

[strongestcoward]

It's called an exaggerated analogy, dimwit. The point is, I get to decide what I'm comfortable with and everyone else can like it or I'll eat their soul.

[bluesteelranger]

I am not a dimwit and I do not have a 'soul'. I merely asked. What form of greeting do you typically perform, if I may ask?

[strongestcoward]

You are and you do. Just because you can't see it... Everything has a soul. Every atom and everything every atom is made of, all the way up to gods like me.

Typically? I don't.

[bluesteelranger]

I can prove to you I have no soul. I am not made of these 'atoms' you speak of either. I am of The Song, a mineral and Strands.