...Excuse me?

[bluesteelranger]

Creator,

Are they serious? Are you serious?! KISS a HUMAN? ....you must be joking. Really. You must be. I will not touch a human especially in such a lustful manner!

::glare::

-Renne

Comments

[strongestcoward]

I don't shake hands. I don't want your germs. That's also why I don't want your smell sucking face shoved anywhere near me, you creepy little monster.

[bluesteelranger]

Then please depart from me until you have learned the value of Diversity. Yes, that is likely ironic coming from me but I speak from experience.

[strongestcoward]

Diversity doesn't mean 'accept whatever others offer.' If you met a race of people who smeared their faeces on your face as greeting, you wouldn't take it.

[bluesteelranger]

You know what I meant, at least I think you did. Please do not patronise me.

[strongestcoward]

It's called an exaggerated analogy, dimwit. The point is, I get to decide what I'm comfortable with and everyone else can like it or I'll eat their soul.

[bluesteelranger]

I am not a dimwit and I do not have a 'soul'. I merely asked. What form of greeting do you typically perform, if I may ask?

[strongestcoward]

You are and you do. Just because you can't see it... Everything has a soul. Every atom and everything every atom is made of, all the way up to gods like me.

Typically? I don't.

[bluesteelranger]

I can prove to you I have no soul. I am not made of these 'atoms' you speak of either. I am of The Song, a mineral and Strands.

[strongestcoward]

No you can't, because you do. And so what? I'm made of madness and I still have a soul. I have a soul bigger than a planet.

[bluesteelranger]

I can, Idiotic Life-form. Unless of course, you know others who, upon Ceasing to Exist, actually cease to exist.

[strongestcoward]

Having a soul doesn't mean you continue to exist after you die, stupid. You can eat them, or smash them to bits, or they fade into nothingness if they're left lying around.

[bluesteelranger]

You would starve if you tried to consume me. I have no such thing.

[strongestcoward]

Feh, I bet that's what cave men thought about kidneys.

[bluesteelranger]

What is a kidney? You may or may not be aware, I am not a life-form indigenous to this Universe.

[strongestcoward]

No one is, genius. That's sarcasm, by the way; you're an idiot. This is a metaphysical fictional plane.

No one is indigenous to dear_mun.

[bluesteelranger]

Indeed. I already knew I have a Creator. And please, cease the name-calling. I am not wise, no. But I am not an idiot either. Last I knew, no one was perfect.

[strongestcoward]

Maybe I'm not perfect and my flaw is that I insult people, stupid.

[bluesteelranger]

Indeed, Human? You wish to insult, be prepared to be insulted in return.