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[never_asked]

I guess it was nice of you to find some icons for me. But I don't get it. Why me? Why are you writing for me? Are these my words or my own? Am I in the story? I don't WANT to be in a story, even if it's on the internet.

And who's Shia Lebouf? Why am I running from him?

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[sneezes_like_kittens]

Hey, you can't just mention ghosts and then pretend you didn't.

[What if ghosts break into this place and they all die. What then, Norman?]

[never_asked]

[HE DOESN'T KNOW, MAN.]

You don't want to know. You'd think I was crazy.

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Nah, I've dealt with worse. Besides it's better to tell people now and before you learn that ghost are going to try and kill everyone.

[never_asked]

Usually they don't listen. Well, just because...I talk...


I can see the dead.

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Seriously? Like that one kid in the movie? Or just like those fake fortune tellers that claim to speak to the dead?

[never_asked]

I don't want to, but I can see them and they can see me! It's not like I asked for it.

[sneezes_like_kittens]

I think that's pretty cool, actually! As long as you don't use it as an army to take revenge on your enemies.

[never_asked]

[Wait what? You sure you're okay?]

Really?

And most of them aren't into the revenge thing, not even the zombies.

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Yeah, as I said, I've seen worse.

Wait, you can talk to zombies too? I thought they were just mindless creatures.

[never_asked]

No, they're just...misunderstood. They're actually pretty nice once you take the time to talk to them.

[At least the ones he met.]

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Nice? I'm pretty sure zombies eat human brains, though.

[never_asked]

I think that's just a misconception. The zombies I met just wanted to sort things out.

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Hmm... well okay, I guess I shouldn't be the one to judge anyway.

[He did confuse gnomes for zombies, after all.]

[never_asked]

You really believe in zombies?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Kind of. I've never seen one before but they're mentioned in the book...

[never_asked]

Book? What does it say about zombies?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

That they have bad attitudes and are usually mistaken for teenagers. There's other stuff too but it's what you expect from a thing on the undead.

[never_asked]

Yeah, they got a pretty bad attitude, but they were a bit older...

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Yeah, I imagine that zombies tend to be a lot older than in their teens.

[never_asked]

Yeah...

What is that book, anyway?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

It's this book on mystical creatures I found in Gravity Falls. I think it's the third volume in a series.

[never_asked]

Huh, I never heard of Gravity Falls. Is there a lot of zombies there?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Actually I've... never seen an actual zombie there, but I know something strange is going on there!

[never_asked]

Like gnomes?

[That's weird even for him.]

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Well the gnomes tried to kidnap my sister to make her their queen. I'm pretty sure that counts as "weird".