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[never_asked]

I guess it was nice of you to find some icons for me. But I don't get it. Why me? Why are you writing for me? Are these my words or my own? Am I in the story? I don't WANT to be in a story, even if it's on the internet.

And who's Shia Lebouf? Why am I running from him?

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[never_asked]

Yeah, they got a pretty bad attitude, but they were a bit older...

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Yeah, I imagine that zombies tend to be a lot older than in their teens.

[never_asked]

Yeah...

What is that book, anyway?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

It's this book on mystical creatures I found in Gravity Falls. I think it's the third volume in a series.

[never_asked]

Huh, I never heard of Gravity Falls. Is there a lot of zombies there?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Actually I've... never seen an actual zombie there, but I know something strange is going on there!

[never_asked]

Like gnomes?

[That's weird even for him.]

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Well the gnomes tried to kidnap my sister to make her their queen. I'm pretty sure that counts as "weird".

[never_asked]

[Congrats, Dipper, you out-weirded Norman.]

I'm pretty sure if it was my sister, she wouldn't believe me even when they carried her off.

[sneezes_like_kittens]

[C'mon, you tried to read a bedtime story to a ghost witch so that wouldn't attack your town!]

Yeah, well Mabel didn't think there was anything weird with her boyfriend until they kidnapped her.

[Well she thought it was a vampire at first, but details.]

[never_asked]

[But GNOMES.]

Your sister was dating a gnome?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

[Pinches the bridge of his nose, mostly out of remembering the incident rather than Norman's question.]

She thought it was a vampire...

[never_asked]

[Guess who got spared the Twilight craze.]

Why would she date a vampire?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

[You are so lucky Norman.]

A little while ago she read this book about "vampires" that were pretty much the ideal men except they drink blood. She's been obsessing over vampires ever since.

[never_asked]

Doesn't she know how pale they are? And gross? I mean, hasn't she read Dracula?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Eh, I don't think the media cares anymore about how vampires kill you. I think the pale part is even a plus for them.

[never_asked]

I wouldn't know; romance isn't really my thing...

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Yeah, although it's pretty obvious if you live with certain people.

... Anyway, I'm Dipper. Can't believe I talked this long without introducing myself...

[never_asked]

If you put it that way...

I'm Norman. Can't believe you even talked to me this long...